This is my boat. They're part of my crew. No one's getting left. Best you get used to that.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - May 18, 2010 4:08:31 pm PDT #19786 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now I want a hedge shaped like Cooter.

can't stop laughing about this....


Laga - May 18, 2010 4:12:19 pm PDT #19787 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

OK it could have been worse. I just watched the second ad from the link I posted. "All that's left is tulips on the mound"?! And she's holding a hairless... cat.


tommyrot - May 18, 2010 4:15:27 pm PDT #19788 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And she's holding a hairless... cat.

I don't approve of such a use for a hairless cat.

Won't someone think of the kittens?


Steph L. - May 18, 2010 4:15:53 pm PDT #19789 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Cats as a metaphor for waxing: [link]


Katerina Bee - May 18, 2010 4:25:08 pm PDT #19790 of 30000
Herding cats for fun

Snrk. Hairless cats.

Cancun, sounds fun. DH gets to go to Chicago again in June. I yam to be all bereft without him. I reckon that means I've been spoiled by a steady supply of boy company.

OTOH, all the cats came back in as soon as the wind picked up and got chilly, so they're all doing what cats do, sleeping so comfortably it makes me envious when I have to go to the kitchen and make pasta salad instead of read in the sunny spot.


Laga - May 18, 2010 4:26:35 pm PDT #19791 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

The more I think about it, I guess I'm more surprised than offended. I mean, how else are they going to sell a product that's specifically for bush trimming? And it aired during "Pimp My Ride".


Zenkitty - May 18, 2010 4:34:16 pm PDT #19792 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I guess there's no part of a woman's body allowed to be uncontrolled. From eyebrows to toenails, everything has to be tamed, shaped, and modified.

Aside from feminist angst, those commercials are hysterical. Advertising genius.


Zenkitty - May 18, 2010 4:34:37 pm PDT #19793 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Tulips on the mound. Seriously. That's genius.


Jessica - May 18, 2010 4:37:33 pm PDT #19794 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"I mow the lawn" cracks me up every time I hear it. I think the whole ad campaign is fantastic.


Laga - May 18, 2010 4:45:51 pm PDT #19795 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

augh I can't go in the comedy thread because people are watching Glee right now! argh!