Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Katerina Bee - May 18, 2010 2:16:08 pm PDT #19774 of 30000
Herding cats for fun

Howdy-doo, Buffistaville.

I am spending the day herding cats, since the pets have discovered the joys of Going Outside. They are ecstatically happy to wander through the towering clumps of California poppies and carefully sniff the windy air. Pearlie, the baby, became an expert tree climber on her very first try, and when she's on the ground, she's leaping after bugs and being adorable.

I find it endearing that they are only comfortable with their expeditions if I leave the door open and stay where they can see me. Nobody wants to be trapped on the Wrong Side of the door.

Also I am happy to report that Squeak, the elderly and shy cat who has been prescribed the subQ fluid routine, has endured Lori's therapy visits with very little residual trauma. He does recognize the sound of her car in time to hide under the bed, since he's a clever boy. We have to plan a sneak attack where she calls when she's on her way.


brenda m - May 18, 2010 2:22:44 pm PDT #19775 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Katie!


Katerina Bee - May 18, 2010 2:31:41 pm PDT #19776 of 30000
Herding cats for fun

Hi Brenda! Howzit going?


brenda m - May 18, 2010 2:53:22 pm PDT #19777 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Am freaking out because I have to do a day long training session (on the last day of a full week of training) for like 60 people next week. Eep!

OTOH, the training is in Cancun! It's for our Latin American org, so not quite such a boondoggle as you might think. But still.


Zenkitty - May 18, 2010 3:11:44 pm PDT #19778 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

brenda, Cancun! Awesome! Hell, half your students will be hungover.


Laga - May 18, 2010 3:56:39 pm PDT #19779 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I just saw a TV ad for a razor designed to trim your pubes. Women would walk by raggedy topiary that would immediately transform into neatly trimmed shapes. I'm glad I'm living in liberated times but oh dear. This seems OTT offensive. Have I become prudish?


DavidS - May 18, 2010 4:01:43 pm PDT #19780 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What's wrong with cooter topiary?


tommyrot - May 18, 2010 4:03:02 pm PDT #19781 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What's wrong with cooter topiary?

Hec just made me think of The Dukes of Hazard.


Laga - May 18, 2010 4:03:10 pm PDT #19782 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

It was the way the ad was presented. Guh, I'm having trouble enunciating my feelings.


Laga - May 18, 2010 4:03:50 pm PDT #19783 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Hec just made me think of The Dukes of Hazard.

Now I want a hedge shaped like Cooter.