I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.

Dawn ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - May 17, 2010 8:05:49 pm PDT #19703 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

You know, O-A, next week is the last class of the semester, and I still don't have keys to my classroom, or a voicemail set up.
Yikes! I got my voicemail working today too. Although the text for the phone still has Rebecca, the previous office occupant.


Shir - May 17, 2010 9:30:33 pm PDT #19704 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh {{{lisah}}}. I'm so sorry.

And also, {{Steph}}.


erin_obscure - May 17, 2010 9:36:42 pm PDT #19705 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

{{{{lisah}}}}

Fay - so glad to hear you have alternate housing in a safer area, here's hoping it can be just a fallback for the Cat Daniel, since we all know how much they loooove being carted across town.

I somehow managed to sprain my neck over the weekend whilst deconstructing part of my carport. I went to the chiro today who, in a valiant effort to calm down the spasming, created a large bruise on my neck, just below my right ear, that totally looks like a huuuuuuge hickey. But hurts far more.


Sparky1 - May 18, 2010 3:30:06 am PDT #19706 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

{{lisah}} Frank had a good, long life with a loving family.


Fred Pete - May 18, 2010 4:37:53 am PDT #19707 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

((((lisah))))

Good luck with your dalmatian, Steph.

Max goes in for an MRI and (no pun intended) CAT scan tomorrow. He's been doing better, with increased appetite and, from time to time, acting like his old self.


DCJensen - May 18, 2010 4:41:33 am PDT #19708 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

"Cat in an MRI machine" sounds like a recipe for terror.

Heavy sedation for everyone involved, methinks.


Fred Pete - May 18, 2010 4:46:26 am PDT #19709 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Definitely for Max. He's relatively mellow, as cats go, but that's a pretty low bar.


ChiKat - May 18, 2010 5:00:05 am PDT #19710 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, erin. That sounds horrible. Does your neck feel any better today?


DCJensen - May 18, 2010 5:03:44 am PDT #19711 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Oh my.

From news of the weird:

Schools' conventional "zero tolerance" policies prohibiting guns or weapons on campus not only apply (as they have recently) to drawings of guns and to a 2-inch-long toy charm in the shape of a gun, but, at an Ionia, Mich., school, to making the familiar, thumb-up hand representation of a gun, for which Mason Jammer, 6, was suspended in March. [Grand Rapids Press, 3-4-10]


tommyrot - May 18, 2010 5:23:46 am PDT #19712 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Next thing you know, kids will be suspended for using GNU Unix, because "GNU" can be rearranged to form "gun."