{{lisah}} Frank had a good, long life with a loving family.
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sparky1 - May 18, 2010 3:30:06 am PDT #19706 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
Fred Pete - May 18, 2010 4:37:53 am PDT #19707 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
((((lisah))))
Good luck with your dalmatian, Steph.
Max goes in for an MRI and (no pun intended) CAT scan tomorrow. He's been doing better, with increased appetite and, from time to time, acting like his old self.
DCJensen - May 18, 2010 4:41:33 am PDT #19708 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
"Cat in an MRI machine" sounds like a recipe for terror.
Heavy sedation for everyone involved, methinks.
Fred Pete - May 18, 2010 4:46:26 am PDT #19709 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Definitely for Max. He's relatively mellow, as cats go, but that's a pretty low bar.
ChiKat - May 18, 2010 5:00:05 am PDT #19710 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Oh, erin. That sounds horrible. Does your neck feel any better today?
DCJensen - May 18, 2010 5:03:44 am PDT #19711 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Oh my.
From news of the weird:
Schools' conventional "zero tolerance" policies prohibiting guns or weapons on campus not only apply (as they have recently) to drawings of guns and to a 2-inch-long toy charm in the shape of a gun, but, at an Ionia, Mich., school, to making the familiar, thumb-up hand representation of a gun, for which Mason Jammer, 6, was suspended in March. [Grand Rapids Press, 3-4-10]
tommyrot - May 18, 2010 5:23:46 am PDT #19712 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Next thing you know, kids will be suspended for using GNU Unix, because "GNU" can be rearranged to form "gun."
Zenkitty - May 18, 2010 5:54:28 am PDT #19713 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Drawings of guns and tiny toy guns, that's ridiculous. Do they think they can wipe all recollection of "guns" from the kids' minds? But the thumb-up pointed-finger hand sign of a gun, I might actually agree with that, given more context. I've never seen that used when it wasn't a threat, and I have a real bad knee-jerk emotional reaction to it. I don't think little kids should learn that it's okay to make that threat.
SailAweigh - May 18, 2010 5:56:58 am PDT #19714 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I have to agree with Zen. It's one thing if a group of kids are playing a game and going bang-bang at each other. It's another when a pissed off kid knows enough to point at shoot at someone he's mad at, then he's communicating a threat and it needs to be addressed.
Sparky1 - May 18, 2010 6:12:15 am PDT #19715 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
I am reminded of when my not-quite two year old nephew (now 17) who had no gun like toys pointed a banana at me and said, "POW!"