I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - May 17, 2010 12:45:21 pm PDT #19656 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just remembered that I told people that I would "probably" have homemade cookies for anyone who came to my practice talk tomorrow. I think I might have to go with "probably doesn't mean definitely." Although I do sometimes find that baking is calming.

Getting actually hungry now. Get dressed first, go get dinner, come home, eat dinner, then figure out cookies. And if all else fails, get a package of Oreos on the way to the office tomorrow morning.


Scrappy - May 17, 2010 12:49:48 pm PDT #19657 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Oreos are always acceptable.


Laga - May 17, 2010 12:50:12 pm PDT #19658 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

get a package of Oreos on the way to the office tomorrow morning.

I approve of this plan.


Gudanov - May 17, 2010 12:50:32 pm PDT #19659 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Especially the mint ones.


beth b - May 17, 2010 1:01:19 pm PDT #19660 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

2 different flavors of oreos covers almost everyone - except the weirdos that don't like oreos

I don't think my coffee ever worked today


Hil R. - May 17, 2010 1:16:20 pm PDT #19661 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Mint is icky.

I have a burrito. It has beans, rice, lettuce, tomato, and guacamole. My officemate would say that it's not a proper burrito, because the beans are black instead of pinto and the rice is white instead of yellow. I don't really care, though I do like yellow rice.

I'll figure out the cookies after I eat.


§ ita § - May 17, 2010 1:29:04 pm PDT #19662 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the weirdos that don't like oreos

Hmmph.


Laga - May 17, 2010 1:32:01 pm PDT #19663 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I think anything tube-shaped in a tortilla is a proper burrito.

Oreos taste burnt to me but I like burnt things. Yesterday I had cinnamon sugar on burnt toast om nom nom.


tommyrot - May 17, 2010 1:37:25 pm PDT #19664 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

As a child I'd occasionally eat the creamy center of an Oreo and hide the cookie parts behind the sofa.


Laga - May 17, 2010 1:39:59 pm PDT #19665 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

One time my sisers scraped all the filling out of an entire package and ate it with spoons. I was quite happy to eat the cookies.