Hil, bite into a lemon. My mom's therapist used this as a fix when she was having panic attacks, and it does help (unless you are addicted to eating lemons, as am I.)
Last Monday, I had a PA, for the first time in a long time; they're awful.
Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.
Lorne ,'Time Bomb'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - May 17, 2010 11:12:06 am PDT #19628 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Connie Neil - May 17, 2010 11:19:52 am PDT #19629 of 30000
brillig
Beth, I marked that post--as I sipped from my diet Coke, damn the man! (or, more properly, the woman, since no one forced me to go to the vending machine)
Laura - May 17, 2010 11:20:03 am PDT #19630 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
I hope the mail truck has arrived laden with good things.
DavidS - May 17, 2010 11:28:01 am PDT #19631 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I hope the mail truck has arrived laden with good things.
Or a big fat check.
EpicTangent - May 17, 2010 11:37:05 am PDT #19632 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Now, if I could just figure out a way to get caffiene into a clear soda, I might just be golden.
Not actually clear, but lighter...Sunkist (only Sunkist) orange soda. My OT Orange soda for when I want caffiene but not caramel coloring (it makes me phlegmy sometimes). See also Mt Dew, not clear, but getting lighter...of course, I don't have either of those in front of me right now to check the phosphoric acid...
Hugs and ~ma to all who need/want them.
Work is eating me starting with my bottom today. Off to do my Monday Reports...whee.
Although, now I say that - were any other Spanish speakers (or semi-speakers like myself) ever bugged by the fact that there's no way that you could mistranslate "Desde abajo, te devoro" as "It eats you, starting with your bottom" - except maybe by translating from Spanish back to English, back to Spanish, back to English, etc.? Or am I the only one who's that pedantic in two languages?
Laga - May 17, 2010 11:44:26 am PDT #19633 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Sunkist orange has caffeine? No wonder it's my favorite. There's also an energy drink called Bawls that's relatively lemon-lime flavored.
Sean K - May 17, 2010 11:49:21 am PDT #19634 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
The check came. P-C gets to live.
Gudanov - May 17, 2010 11:52:10 am PDT #19635 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Glad to hear that the check came!
Polter-Cow - May 17, 2010 11:53:42 am PDT #19636 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Glad to hear I get to live!
Laga - May 17, 2010 11:54:00 am PDT #19637 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Yay check! Everybody lives!