Zoe: Captain will come up with a plan. Kaylee: That's good. Right? Zoe: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - May 13, 2010 10:59:15 am PDT #19275 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have an appointment with the girly doctor tomorrow and I am suddenly very considering that I should groom the area.

Nah, gynos don't give a fuck.

Hmm. There's a pun there, somewhere...

My church camp was much like Trudy's. Not much Jesus, mostly fun by the lake.


omnis_audis - May 13, 2010 10:59:37 am PDT #19276 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Wasn't it Theremin that came up with the ingenious bug in the Moscow US Embassy? the transducer was only activated when it was excited by a radio signal. So every time they did a sweep for bugs, the Russians would turn off the radio signal. No bug found. Genius!


smonster - May 13, 2010 11:01:38 am PDT #19277 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I think we could easily do a Buffista version of Steel Magnolias. The only problem would be me and Aims fighting over who gets to be Ouiser and who gets to be Clairee.

"You are a boil on the butt of humanity."

Now I want to rewatch that, and Shag, too. "Y'all, I think I'm wild. I think I've always been wild, I just nevah knew it till now."

Yay for Episcopal bishop-meeting!


Zenkitty - May 13, 2010 11:11:06 am PDT #19278 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I know why I'm grumpy. My day has included a doctor appointment and a totally unexpected blood draw. I handled it quite well, I'm pleased to report, but still.


Steph L. - May 13, 2010 11:12:09 am PDT #19279 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Zenkitty, I'm with you on the grumpy. I am Grumpysaurus Rex.


NoiseDesign - May 13, 2010 11:13:39 am PDT #19280 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

I'm mostly tired but also not relishing the thought of being out of town until May 29th. This flight lands in about 2 hours.


brenda m - May 13, 2010 11:15:02 am PDT #19281 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I still marvel at how different my experience of religion has been from so many others. I'm still not convinced that it isn't somehow the statistical norm.

Pretty close to mine, I think, though we've ended up at different places.

And yeah, there's a huge difference between church camps and Bible Camp.


Sean K - May 13, 2010 11:16:49 am PDT #19282 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Everybody with the bad days and the grumpiness. I don't remember the last time I was happy.


Zenkitty - May 13, 2010 11:18:18 am PDT #19283 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

hugs Sean


Atropa - May 13, 2010 11:21:39 am PDT #19284 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

hugs everyone

I've been pretty grumpy all week, but today improved dramatically. Not only do I have a ticket to the July Adam Lambert concert (whooo! sparkly boy in eyeliner!), but there is a chance that, through a friend of a friend, I will get a pass to meet him. HELLO THERE, TALL SPARKLY MAN. YOU ARE VERY PRETTY.