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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - May 11, 2010 6:54:53 pm PDT #18948 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Arggggggh. I want to do this to the neighbors: [link]

Almost midnight, and the hollering continues.


DavidS - May 11, 2010 6:55:32 pm PDT #18949 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Call the cops. It's a school night.


Pix - May 11, 2010 6:57:40 pm PDT #18950 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Nebbermind, all set.


Vortex - May 11, 2010 7:01:25 pm PDT #18951 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Zenkitty - May 11, 2010 7:02:12 pm PDT #18952 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I want to do this to the neighbors

I will build that and use it, I swear. Where do I find the plans?

No, seriously, I want the plans. What? It's better than the EMP setup I had in mind.

Call the cops. It's a school night.

Do it! Maybe they'll respond better than when I did it. As in, they did nothing.


Pix - May 11, 2010 7:03:26 pm PDT #18953 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Teppy, I'm so sorry.


DavidS - May 11, 2010 7:09:52 pm PDT #18954 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I need an uplifting song with guitar and drums, no vocals. Not too fast-paced.

Surf guitar? Like Dick Dale's "Miserlou"? Or do you want an acoustic guitar?

I do have a surf guitar version of the "Theme from Lawrence of Arabia" which is pretty boss.


Pix - May 11, 2010 7:15:48 pm PDT #18955 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

She's looking for acoustic guitar and drums, something uplifting and slow-paced, Hec.


DavidS - May 11, 2010 7:15:51 pm PDT #18956 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Insent to your profile addy.


DavidS - May 11, 2010 7:16:48 pm PDT #18957 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oops, well try the surf guitar (electric) version.

I'll look for something acoustic. I think the Who had several such acoustic plus drums tracks on Tommy.