River: I know you have questions. Mal: That would be why I just asked them.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - May 11, 2010 12:28:38 pm PDT #18892 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Really what I liked about her was that she was helpful and helped me find the right coverage for me.

I asked about $75k coverage, but the agent said she didn't think I needed it. I can, however, up it anytime I like. I'll rethink it after doing the inventory.

a fire every couple of years

Eep. BUT, I have been dreaming of having a fake fire sale and getting rid of a lot of stuff proactively.

Universe! You are on notice! I don't need an opportunity to let go, I'll do it of my own volition. Swears!

Also, the times when I thought a computer meltdown would be the end of me, turned out to be nbd.


Ginger - May 11, 2010 12:36:39 pm PDT #18893 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

It looks like the verdict is $1,000 and probably no earlier than Monday. I was pathetic in my efforts to beg them to replace it as soon as possible. I even stooped to playing the cancer card. I probably wouldn't feel as badly about it if it had worked.

Mr Peabody did not behave well.


Cass - May 11, 2010 12:52:58 pm PDT #18894 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I was kind of under the impression that if someone made you cross enough, you could take them out with a thought - that way no messing up the manicure!

Hat pins.


Atropa - May 11, 2010 12:56:07 pm PDT #18895 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I was kind of under the impression that if someone made you cross enough, you could take them out with a thought - that way no messing up the manicure!

Hat pins.

I would say don't give away my secret, but it's not that much of a secret, is it?


EpicTangent - May 11, 2010 12:58:58 pm PDT #18896 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Universe! You are on notice! I don't need an opportunity to let go, I'll do it of my own volition. Swears!

Yes, I'm embarrassed at the amount of crap in my house not, as my brother keeps accusing, because I'm a budding hoarder, but just the conspicuous consumerism of it all. But I'm culling slowly on my own! I have a "Goodwill Bag" going at all times. No need of an assist from the elements, Thankyewverymuch!


§ ita § - May 11, 2010 1:08:48 pm PDT #18897 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I view FB as a necessary evil that I keep forgetting to log into.

I last updated my status when Usain Bolt won gold in Beijing. I was very excited. Then.

I will happily give pinky-killing classes, but there are indeed manicure implications.

Maybe you're just that awesome? (Or they're admiring your beautiful smile?)

Actually, it's my fake Laboutins. That's my profile pic.

I had a bunch of stuff destroyed in Katrina. Such a minimal loss to the disaster, and stuff I hadn't seen in years, but I still miss it. Because it was all irreplaceable, and was very dear to me, even in absentia halfway across the country.

Just knowing I had a lifesize Wolverine cutout was a balm to my soul. How am I ever getting that back again? And, uh, where would I put it, other than in storage?


tommyrot - May 11, 2010 1:09:40 pm PDT #18898 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And, uh, where would I put it, other than in storage?

On your bedroom ceiling?


§ ita § - May 11, 2010 1:11:50 pm PDT #18899 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

On your bedroom ceiling?

It used to hang over my bed. But I don't hang things near/over my bed in earthquake country. Although I would consider it if I weren't single. Which is, probably, why I am.

I consider my "Surrender the booty!" flag in my bedroom both safe and sufficiently suggestive.


Cass - May 11, 2010 1:12:49 pm PDT #18900 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

but it's not that much of a secret, is it?

Not when you cheerfully tell people with a slightly evil smile, it's not.

But it's awesome.


Toddson - May 11, 2010 1:30:03 pm PDT #18901 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

OK, I've been offline since sometime early Thursday, so I'm catching up.

This may be the first time this has been said in a long time:

Oh, sod it. I'm moving to America.

But then, you'd miss out on candidates like this. Seriously - wouldn't he be a great representative for Buffista Island?