OK, I've been offline since sometime early Thursday, so I'm catching up.

This may be the first time this has been said in a long time:

Oh, sod it. I'm moving to America.

But then, you'd miss out on candidates like this. Seriously - wouldn't he be a great representative for Buffista Island?

FB friending is super weird. I had someone pop up that I didn`t know but also had Knut the Difficult as a mutual friend. So I messaged him to see who it was and it turned out he didn`t know the person either, and was just more generally well disposed to people (and potential author fans) than I. So I declined. But I turn down lots of stuff all the time and don`t feel bad about it. Because I am a misanthrope! I am allowed to decline creepy disembodied yet still beating hearts! That`s part of what being a misanthrope means!

The people I feel bad about ignoring are the ones I sort of vaguely remember as probably going to my high school maybe a year or two behind me but I don't think I ever talked to them and I can't really remember their faces, so they just stay on that "pending friend requests" page in case something jogs my memory and I decide that I really do know them.

I friended someone from High School and then realized that I remembered the name of my actual friend incorrectly and I have no idea who this guy was.

I'm stressy, and cold. Cold because the weather is weird. Stressy because, while it seems like one college is going to hire me, they haven't actually said so yet. Also stressy because I'm going to have to move out of my apartment sometime this summer, and it's still way too much of a mess. Maybe I'll try to do the cleaning in stages. Today, um. I can clean off my desk.

I've also been mistaken for an author who has the same name I do. If by some miracle I get published, then it can really get confusing.

Ha, yeah, I came across that author recently and had to confirm that it wasn't you.

I have some stuf to do tonight that I don't wanna. Anyone want to do a productivity thing over email?

I feelwoozy.

I had my Shands hospital cystoscopy dealie o. They told me ti was goign to be the twilight sedation. It was general.

Now I have to figure about work. I didn't call my boss until late, I asked my Mom like three times before I went in to call her and let him know I might not be able to go in tomorrow and she didn't. Finally did.

Now I gotta call him and make a call - I'm almost out of leave but if I feel lkie this tomorrow I wouldn't be safe to drive.

Um. I have one person on FB who keeps trying to friend me and I ignore. Sorry person.

The doctor is supposed to call me tomorrow. He has to talk to other doctors. I think that's right, tis all kinda fuzzy.

{{Hil}}

I get freaked out when people I remember also remember me - in my head, I am completely unremarkable and unmemorable - so when people I don't remember remember me, it's exceedingly weird.