I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - May 10, 2010 3:43:02 am PDT #18729 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Wow, Ginger. Glad to hear you're OK.

Congrats, Hil, and job~ma for the last stage there!


Aims - May 10, 2010 4:30:33 am PDT #18730 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Know what I love? Getting a phone call first thing in the morning accusing me of belittling and humiliating someone because they are not a homeowner and then threatened with a bag of shit on my desk.

I've finally stopped crying. Monday can suck my ass.


Ginger - May 10, 2010 4:54:49 am PDT #18731 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Oh, Aims. I'm sorry your day started with such a scum-sucking poor excuse for a human being. It's a shame you couldn't say, "Oh, you're going to come here and sit on my desk?"

My day started with the smell of melted motor. By the end, the house was full of smoke and I spent about an hour after the excitement was over trying to flush some of it out with fans. I didn't mean to leave you without further updates, but my computer kept crashing every time I tried to open Outlook. I have to figure that out this morning after I update the HVAC company on the extent of the repair to expect and deal with a rain of toads.


Zenkitty - May 10, 2010 5:06:08 am PDT #18732 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yikes, Ginger, glad you're all right! That's scary. Was there much damage? Also makes me think of getting my heat pump serviced.

It's a shame you couldn't say, "Oh, you're going to come here and sit on my desk?"

Exactly what I thought! Stupid motherfucker.


smonster - May 10, 2010 5:06:33 am PDT #18733 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yeah, it's Monday. Guess who just woke up? That would be me. Guess who hasn't called in yet because she's terrified of admitting yet another screwup? Me again. I went to bed on time and everything. I just don't know what to do anymore.

~ma to all.


lisah - May 10, 2010 5:08:07 am PDT #18734 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

smonster, do you have a friend who can call in the morning to wake you up and talk you out of bed? I did that for a friend of mine in college who needed to make an 8 a.m. french class or he'd fail out.


WindSparrow - May 10, 2010 5:09:35 am PDT #18735 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

{{{{Bitches}}}}


smonster - May 10, 2010 5:18:28 am PDT #18736 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

lisah, my parents did that for me for quite a while. I really hate to ask again, as it's one more "proof" that I'm not an adult, but I guess I may have to. Argh.

Frankie is blissed out in the sunny grass. Lucky pup.


Zenkitty - May 10, 2010 5:23:48 am PDT #18737 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

What time do you need the call, smonster? A friend of mine did that for me for a while, when I was still working in the office and could not get there at 9am to save my life. (9am! Who can't be up and dressed and at work at 9am with a fifteen-minute commute? ME.) I'd be glad to pay it forward. Now that I don't have to leave my house, I'm usually up at 5am.


lisah - May 10, 2010 5:26:13 am PDT #18738 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

my parents did that for me for quite a while. I really hate to ask again, as it's one more "proof" that I'm not an adult, but I guess I may have to. Argh.

Then get a friend to do it! Or I bet there is some kind of wake up call service out there. I can understand that frustration of feeling like you're failing at being a grown up but to be embarrassed than get reprimanded for not getting to work on time.