Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.

'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - May 09, 2010 8:06:32 am PDT #18692 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh, I'm going to hell.

I saw the next tweet: Why won't Israel allow Gazans to import coriander? [link] and only thought: "because coriander is evil?".

Long day. I deflowered on microfilm today (took the front page of the newspaper I did my field work on 20 years back (on leaps of 5 years), to analyze visual text/commercial/photography percent of usage of the page), and my mom told me on tonight the accounting people in her work did yet another grave mistake in calculating her salary, and she only got 60% of what she deserved. It's not the first time it happens. She took it to the heart, and she threatened resigning if it shall happen again (every time that happens, she spends hours in meeting and calls and not working to get the salary - which is ridic, btw). If you could send some get a clue!~ma to her employers, that would be great.


Cass - May 09, 2010 8:07:00 am PDT #18693 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

we're going to make a weekend of it and stay downtown. I want to park the car and walk or use public transportation (if something runs that late on a Sunday night) and it seems the closest decent hotel to Keller is one called Hotel Modera. Do you know anything about it?

I'll be honest, I don't know the hotel at all.

Our TriMet trip planner should be able to help you with the awesome public transport.


Dana - May 09, 2010 8:12:08 am PDT #18694 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

We stayed at the Hotel Modera. Very convenient location. The downside was that the A/C in our room was broken, which we didn't realize until that night when we were trying to go to sleep. The guy at the desk was not particularly apologetic.

Also, it's valet parking, which came as a surprise to my husband.


brenda m - May 09, 2010 8:22:27 am PDT #18695 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The r Renaissance I stayed at in Phoenix, the valet parking was cheaper than the self-park. Weird.


smonster - May 09, 2010 8:27:51 am PDT #18696 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In continuing awesomeness, I left my dome light on and drained the battery. Neighbor coming to give a jump. Arrgh.


smonster - May 09, 2010 8:37:12 am PDT #18697 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Car jumped. Yay for nice neighbors! Off to parents' house.


Zenkitty - May 09, 2010 9:04:19 am PDT #18698 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Have visited Leo. He's alert, reasonably calm, cranky, tired, annoyed with the IV in his arm, *really* sick of people touching his butt, and would like to come home now please. So, he's doing well. He does definitely have a urinary tract infection, which I'm told is common amongst his people, and he's getting antibiotics for that. Don't know for how long. They're keeping him at least until tomorrow. I have an appointment with an internal medicine specialist tomorrow morning to talk about the possible pancreatitis.

Percy is acting even more the needy whiney emo kitty than usual. He probably is unhappy with the lack of Leo in the house. I'm calmer now that I've seen and petted the Leo and got him to purr for me. Whatever this turns out to be, I'll handle it. I need my kitty boy home and well.

Thanks for the good words and thoughts, y'all.


Maria - May 09, 2010 9:08:17 am PDT #18699 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Zen, not your fault. You figured out something was wrong and fixed it. No beating yourself up about it.

Happy madres day to the Bitch-y moms. Human children, do not follow Ryan's gift-giving suggestions. Flowers and a heartfelt card will do just fine. Animal children, likewise. Andi's furballs are well-intentioned, but if the gift causes the mother more work, you did it wrong. Try some snuggles and a purr/bark or two instead.

Job~ma, Hil. Glad your neighbors could help, smonster.


Hil R. - May 09, 2010 9:11:30 am PDT #18700 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Thanks for the job~ma, everyone.

I'm watching Sister Act. This is a silly movie.


sj - May 09, 2010 9:43:20 am PDT #18701 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

James Woods was sitting 2 tables over from my mother and I at dinner just now.

(((Zen)))

Happy Mother's Day to all of the wonderful Buffista mommies!!!