Never send a minion to do a god's work.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - May 05, 2010 1:58:02 pm PDT #18358 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'd rather regret the things I've done, than the things I haven't done.

"It's not the bridges burned that bother me; it's the ones that I never crossed."


Calli - May 05, 2010 2:04:56 pm PDT #18359 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Treatment is simple, if a PITA.

I hope it take care of everything.

In other news, there was a Darth sighting in my apartment complex! He was here to borrow a French book from one of my neighbors. He looks good and happy.


Kate P. - May 05, 2010 2:11:49 pm PDT #18360 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

We have our power back! Man, I'm not sure I have ever been as happy to live in the developed world as I am right now.


Liese S. - May 05, 2010 2:21:05 pm PDT #18361 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yay, Kate!


Trudy Booth - May 05, 2010 2:23:42 pm PDT #18362 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Woot!


Aims - May 05, 2010 3:10:30 pm PDT #18363 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Fire terrifies me. The ones I've experienced and/or had have been small and put outable with a fire extinguisher, but that telltale flickering glow puts the fear of God into me. t shudder

IOEmelineN: She tried to catch the dog as he tried to run out of the garage yesterday and she caught him, but his momentum plus the fact that weighs about 5 beans resulted in her being pulled over. Onto the side of the propane tank. Here's the result: [link]

She insists that it isn't there. We're toally gonna get a call.


Polter-Cow - May 05, 2010 3:12:37 pm PDT #18364 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

"How'd you get that black eye, Emeline?"
"From the dog!"
"Oh yes, the same one that ate your homework."


Aims - May 05, 2010 3:12:58 pm PDT #18365 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Plus, I let her watch part of the pilot for The Tudors. Parenting - 0, Fail - 11-ty.


WindSparrow - May 05, 2010 3:13:01 pm PDT #18366 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Yay, Kate!

Not so yay, shiner on Emeline.


Steph L. - May 05, 2010 3:39:48 pm PDT #18367 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The clinic that did my back surgery e-mailed me today saying that they want to keep running the billboard series, but that they were changing the layout slightly, including new "quotes" by the patients. ("Quotes" is in, well, quotes because I know that *I* didn't say what's attributed to me.)

They wanted to make sure they still had permission to use my image, and I said sure. They e-mailed me a proof of what the altered billboard would look like, and I almost peed my pants laughing at my new "quote," because WOW, I would SO not say something like that: [link]

The Boy suggested that they put the word "for" in by mistake. Heh.

t edit Also, my hair is, like, 3-4 inches longer now than it is in that picture. I definitely need a haircut.