Woot!
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Fire terrifies me. The ones I've experienced and/or had have been small and put outable with a fire extinguisher, but that telltale flickering glow puts the fear of God into me. t shudder
IOEmelineN: She tried to catch the dog as he tried to run out of the garage yesterday and she caught him, but his momentum plus the fact that weighs about 5 beans resulted in her being pulled over. Onto the side of the propane tank. Here's the result: [link]
She insists that it isn't there. We're toally gonna get a call.
"How'd you get that black eye, Emeline?"
"From the dog!"
"Oh yes, the same one that ate your homework."
Plus, I let her watch part of the pilot for The Tudors. Parenting - 0, Fail - 11-ty.
Yay, Kate!
Not so yay, shiner on Emeline.
The clinic that did my back surgery e-mailed me today saying that they want to keep running the billboard series, but that they were changing the layout slightly, including new "quotes" by the patients. ("Quotes" is in, well, quotes because I know that *I* didn't say what's attributed to me.)
They wanted to make sure they still had permission to use my image, and I said sure. They e-mailed me a proof of what the altered billboard would look like, and I almost peed my pants laughing at my new "quote," because WOW, I would SO not say something like that: [link]
The Boy suggested that they put the word "for" in by mistake. Heh.
t edit Also, my hair is, like, 3-4 inches longer now than it is in that picture. I definitely need a haircut.
Aims, I had so many scabs and bruises and stabs and scrapes as a kid...I was a walking triage example.
Sok. And my Dad let me watch Porky's when I was 8, and I turned out ok. I thought the dick grabbing scene was COMEDY GOLD. (So did Dad.)
The Boy suggested that they put the word "for" in by mistake. Heh.
Only if you were wearing an apron and wielding your Wooden Spoon of Doom.
Steph, with the new quote, I think your outfit needs to change...some awesome S&M corsetry gear would suit that quote more aptly, methinks!
Only if you were wearing an apron and wielding your Wooden Spoon of Doom.
Que? (Speaking of REALLY SHORT HAIR. Wow.)