This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - May 03, 2010 11:59:34 am PDT #18072 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

What's up, Pix?

I told the school months ago that I couldn't go on the upcoming Mon-Fri 9th grade camping trip (the one I've gone on the past few years) because ND would be out of town and I didn't have the money to pay for a housesitter. Keep in mind that this has always been a voluntary thing--it's not in our contract. At the time they said it was fine. This weekend I got another email saying they really needed me, even though it was last minute. I wrote back again to explain that I couldn't go for financial reasons with ND out of town, not just because of the house but also because I need to take care of his business and we were under other major financial constraints (which we are, involving the IRS, though neither ND and I particularly want to talk about it more than that). I got a very rude, short response from the Head saying essentially, "This is very disappointing. Next year this will be a contractual obligation." I ended up in tears in the upper school director's office, explaining that I am not a bad person and have always done what I can for the school but that I truly can't do it and she basically (obliquely) said that she got it and was sorry and I should just lie low and avoid the Head because she is unreasonable and has a bad temper.

So yeah. Please send your strongest ~ma towards my potential new job, because I need to get the fuck out of here.


Zenkitty - May 03, 2010 11:59:53 am PDT #18073 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yay Max!

I haven't lived in Nashville for seventeen years, Kate, and it's making me choke up, seeing and reading the stories of what's going on.

Same here. 16 years.

Getting-the-hell-out ~ma, Pix. That's ridiculous.


Stephanie - May 03, 2010 12:05:01 pm PDT #18074 of 30000
Trust my rage

I've only been to Nashville once at we stayed at the Gaylord Opryland. It was so beautiful and it makes me so sad to see it under water. We only stayed a few days. I can't imagine how I would feel if I had lived there.


Hil R. - May 03, 2010 12:06:25 pm PDT #18075 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Lots of ~ma, Kristin.

I just had my phone interview for the job that's my top choice of the ones that have been interviewing me in this round. It went pretty well, I think. The timing isn't going to work out great, between when the school in Georgia wants an answer and when this one will let me know, but I think I can get it to work out.


Shir - May 03, 2010 12:08:49 pm PDT #18076 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh, Fred, that's so great to hear! Yay good Buffista pets news!

Edit: and also hell lots of ~mas towards Pix. And to Nashville, as well.

And Now.

Through papers untold and idiots unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the bed beyond the public transportation system and redundant stuff as dinner to take back the sleep that you have stolen, for my delirium is as strong as yours, and my need is as great. Internet and homework, you, literally, have no power over me, for I got none of it left.

Oh, look, there's a comfy bed right here. I think I should get to know it better. Night!


JZ - May 03, 2010 12:14:21 pm PDT #18077 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, damn, Pix, that sucks. And it's terrible how much power unreasonable assholes at work can have to tie you in knots. I'm vibing lots of better-job~ma your way.


Polter-Cow - May 03, 2010 12:22:24 pm PDT #18078 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Grr, Kristin. I hope you get the new job. Meanwhile, I will work on my face-punching skills.


tommyrot - May 03, 2010 12:28:48 pm PDT #18079 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Meanwhile, I will work on my face-punching skills.

Do you have your Spectral Bovine superhero costume finished yet?

(No capes!)


Ginger - May 03, 2010 12:31:24 pm PDT #18080 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I keep obsessively looking at the Nashville pics too. My mother's family has been there since my great grandfather was foreman of the yards at Union Station. We visited relatives every year when I was growing up; I went to school there; my first newspaper job was there; and I'm there at least four times a year to see my family. (Someday, Kate, I'm going to be headed there without every moment being committed.)

The Cumberland is at its highest since the 1975 flood, which I covered as a reporter, working 180 hours over two weeks. (I remember because of my largely futile efforts to claim at least some of that comp time.) I kept driving through water I shouldn't have been driving through. My car would stall out and I'd stand in the rain drying the distributor cap, then start the car and go on. I discovered that ballpoints won't write on sodden reporter's notebooks, but pencils will. That was very different flood, though, because it was the result of a number of days of rain, so people had a fair amount of warning to evacuate.


beekaytee - May 03, 2010 12:34:08 pm PDT #18081 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Fie on all the bad news!

Much ~ma to Kristin, Kate and others in distress.

Congrats on a little more weight MaxCat. Good ON ya.

So, the event I've been working on for three months? Canceled three days out. Why? Because the president of the org, who said over and over again how they were handling the marketing aspect of getting people in the seats didn't bother to send out an announcement to membership until today. Plus? The announcement had NONE of the details I gave her. I wouldn't sign up for an event if all I got was a list of doctor's names either.

The second in command called me to apologize and suggest that the president was 'falling on her sword' for dropping the ball, but maybe *I* wanted to be the one to call the speakers I had worked so hard to recruit and manage.

Um. No. YOU call them and I'll follow up with them when I'm not likely to leak the bitterness I feel right now.

If, at any point, someone had said that they WEREN'T going to do the marketing, things would have gone very differently. Much as I said I did not want to do it, I might have picked up the ball. But, despite what I'm sure were good intentions, NO ONE just fessed up...not in 3 months. Ergh.

I feel like a schmoe for getting involved at all. Ah well. It's almost over.