Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Dana - Apr 30, 2010 10:19:20 am PDT #17712 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

They were calling Dems unpatriotic for daring criticize the President in a time of war.

Yes, that's one of the many things that gets me so mad with these "impeach Obama" idiots that camp out in front of my post office.


Beverly - Apr 30, 2010 10:33:43 am PDT #17713 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Woohoo, Matt's new job! 'Bout damn time, ackcherly.

Also? Woohoo Weir! 'Cause, well, Weir!

Stepping way away from anything political. Done my time. Hanging out with the Weir-folk right now.


Trudy Booth - Apr 30, 2010 10:37:07 am PDT #17714 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hanging out with the Weir-folk right now.

If Johnny bites you, you turn fabulous during the full moon.


Beverly - Apr 30, 2010 10:41:26 am PDT #17715 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I'm down with that!


smonster - Apr 30, 2010 10:45:39 am PDT #17716 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm going to talk about highly controversial... SHOES. I lost a good chunk of my day to the Emma Pillsbury blog and ModCloth, leading me to these [link] and these [link]


Frankenbuddha - Apr 30, 2010 10:51:02 am PDT #17717 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm going to talk about highly controversial... SHOES.

You're trying to start a kerfuffle, aren't you?


smonster - Apr 30, 2010 10:57:15 am PDT #17718 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

If I wanted to start a kerfuffle I'd expound on the virtues of flip flops or hate on Fluevogs.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 30, 2010 10:57:58 am PDT #17719 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

If I wanted to start a kerfuffle I'd expound on the virtues of flip flops or hate on Fluevogs.

True dat.


Strix - Apr 30, 2010 10:59:22 am PDT #17720 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Meara-ing…

My advisor's first comment when I told him about the job was, "Have you seen Deliverance?"

Oh, Hil’s advisor. How we won’t miss you!

Just saw Oh, and my advisor's comment when he saw me walking with a cane was, "You're looking old." and and upgrading “Oh, Hil’s advisor. How we won’t miss you!” to a hearty “Fuck you, you fucking fuck.” Good Lord.

Anyway, I wanted everyone to know that The Girl's father had surgery yesterday, and it went really well, and they got all the cancer out

Oh, good news, Seska! Healing-ma his way!

Toddler-ma, sj! (Which kinda sparks a “Mavel tov!” Hint in my brain; I think we should make the –ma go viral. Just add –ma to everything, and make it a greeting or salutation: “Day-ma to you!” “Suerte-ma!” “Night-ma!” It’d simplify things.

Smonster, those blue shoes are HOTT! Love the color and the strappiness.


erikaj - Apr 30, 2010 11:14:35 am PDT #17721 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I did just under a hundred pages of transcription for the "It's Our Story" project!(That phase finishes today, so, you know) There were a 130+ pages but since I'm the whole team, I think that's damn fine, thank you. Especially for no $. I'm going to have more time free now. But that may be why I only wrote 15 pages in Script Frenzy(Which is more like Script Clonus, I realise)