I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Apr 30, 2010 10:59:22 am PDT #17720 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Meara-ing…

My advisor's first comment when I told him about the job was, "Have you seen Deliverance?"

Oh, Hil’s advisor. How we won’t miss you!

Just saw Oh, and my advisor's comment when he saw me walking with a cane was, "You're looking old." and and upgrading “Oh, Hil’s advisor. How we won’t miss you!” to a hearty “Fuck you, you fucking fuck.” Good Lord.

Anyway, I wanted everyone to know that The Girl's father had surgery yesterday, and it went really well, and they got all the cancer out

Oh, good news, Seska! Healing-ma his way!

Toddler-ma, sj! (Which kinda sparks a “Mavel tov!” Hint in my brain; I think we should make the –ma go viral. Just add –ma to everything, and make it a greeting or salutation: “Day-ma to you!” “Suerte-ma!” “Night-ma!” It’d simplify things.

Smonster, those blue shoes are HOTT! Love the color and the strappiness.


erikaj - Apr 30, 2010 11:14:35 am PDT #17721 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I did just under a hundred pages of transcription for the "It's Our Story" project!(That phase finishes today, so, you know) There were a 130+ pages but since I'm the whole team, I think that's damn fine, thank you. Especially for no $. I'm going to have more time free now. But that may be why I only wrote 15 pages in Script Frenzy(Which is more like Script Clonus, I realise)


Zenkitty - Apr 30, 2010 11:25:07 am PDT #17722 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

If Johnny bites you, you turn fabulous during the full moon.

You made me choke on a grape.


Beverly - Apr 30, 2010 11:26:16 am PDT #17723 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Ah, but the whole point of Buffista ~ma is concentration and targeting. If you use it randomly, willy-nilly, its efficacy is diffused and not as powerful.

Or something.


tommyrot - Apr 30, 2010 11:34:41 am PDT #17724 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ah, but the whole point of Buffista ~ma is concentration and targeting. If you use it randomly, willy-nilly, its efficacy is diffused and not as powerful.

Or maybe it's like Willow's magic - if we use it for no good reason, we turn evil.

Or something.

Evil-er?


Sean K - Apr 30, 2010 11:41:53 am PDT #17725 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Great. I was already stressing over not getting enough work, and finding the cash to pay rent and my overdue car payment.

And a bunch of tiny purcheses just hit the account with a $35 overdraft fee each, and I'm $400 overdrawn. I'm fucked.


Strix - Apr 30, 2010 11:42:45 am PDT #17726 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have done this -- many times -- Sean, and I feel utter sympathy.


Volans - Apr 30, 2010 11:45:35 am PDT #17727 of 30000
move out and draw fire

Tell me to back away slowly from the idiot Teabaggers.

I've decided not to use the term "teabagger." In order to teabag, first you need to pwn someone, and then you need to have certain equipment.


NoiseDesign - Apr 30, 2010 11:45:52 am PDT #17728 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Ugh. Sorry to hear that Sean. You'll be getting some money from Diablo in the next pay cycle and I have a reimbursement check for you tonight.


-t - Apr 30, 2010 11:55:29 am PDT #17729 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, Sean, I hate when that happens.

Continued job~ma for Lewis!