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Beverly - Apr 29, 2010 5:45:06 pm PDT #17642 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

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"Any poem by Emily Dickinson can be sung to the tune of The Yellow Rose of Texas"

Yes, and the Prologue to the Canterbury Tales can be sung to the tune of The Lonely Goatherd.

"Whan that Aprile with his shoures soote, odelayee, odelayee, oh, hee, hoo! The droughte of March hath perced to the roote, odelayee, odelay, hee hoo!"

Congratulations, Hil! Give that woman a sword cane, that she may run her advisor through! "From fore to aft? He'll feel a draft!"

Standup is fun, as long as you have good material. You're articulate, clever, and engaging--you'd probably do quite well. This could be a sideline for you!

Congratulations to Stephanie, too!

Cass - Apr 29, 2010 5:50:53 pm PDT #17643 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

long ago, they used to say "don't drive the car over 45 mph for the first 1,000 miles

And, if you were my grandfather, you could beat a speeding ticket by saying that the car was new and you'd never drive it faster than recommended.

My Gmail is down. WOE!

Daisy Jane - Apr 29, 2010 6:27:02 pm PDT #17644 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Anyone who hates on the south should come see me in Texas, let me take you to Louisiana, and then watch Wrong Eyed Jesus. We can be awesome, horrid, and human all the time.

Hil R. - Apr 29, 2010 7:03:17 pm PDT #17645 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My mother went to visit a friend in Florida, and she sent me twenty pounds of citrus. Guess I won't get scurvy. (Last time she did this, I was living in a dorm room that had absolutely no extra space. I ended up having an orange party.)

Vortex - Apr 29, 2010 7:17:50 pm PDT #17646 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

BTW, Hil, you can release that job~ma any time, I just sent my resume and whatnot to Sparky's uni. I'm perfect for the job.

Trudy Booth - Apr 29, 2010 7:18:25 pm PDT #17647 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Mmmmmm Hil. What did she send you?

In healthy food news, for dinner I made brown rice and bok choy and am eating them drizzled with sessame oil, a little oyster sauce, and a couple of pieces of this kimchee skate wing at a sort of garnishy proportion.

I've deffinately gotten hooked on fish and rice lately.

Hil R. - Apr 29, 2010 7:18:38 pm PDT #17648 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

All the job~ma released and sent in Vortex's direction, and the direction of anybody else who needs some!

Hil R. - Apr 29, 2010 7:19:12 pm PDT #17649 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Mmmmmm Hil. What did she send you?

Valencia oranges and red grapefruit.

Cass - Apr 29, 2010 7:22:27 pm PDT #17650 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

My mother went to visit a friend in Florida, and she sent me twenty pounds of citrus. Guess I won't get scurvy.

I've got six pounds of avocados coming from my dad. Guess I won't get skinny. But nom time, mmm.

Pix - Apr 29, 2010 7:24:53 pm PDT #17651 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Aren't you allergic to avocado, Cass? Just saying. Antihistamine bubble wrap.

Job-ma, Vortex! Can we share? I should hear early next week about the job I interviewed for Monday.

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