I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Apr 28, 2010 1:29:07 pm PDT #17474 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Steph, any tips on detoxing? If there was a pill, I'd take it!

None that I know of, beyond drinking a lot of water and eating as healthily as possible (within whatever dietary restrictions you have). I'm guessing it's possible to "taper off" wheat products, which would probably make the withdrawal less severe, but it would last longer.

To be clear, this withdrawal is nothing -- NOTHING -- like the junkie withdrawal I had when I stopped the percocet after my surgery. That was full-on, cold-sweats, no-sleep, crying-jag junkie withdrawal. And this is also not even close to the kind of withdrawal I've had when going off/switching anti-depressants. But I'm having otherwise-unexplainable muscle/joint aches and massive fatigue.

But the gastrointestial symptoms -- notably the massive bloating -- have calmed down (though not totally gone, which I wouldn't expect just yet).


Burrell - Apr 28, 2010 1:29:47 pm PDT #17475 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Is that Ambien? I don't think it's a good idea for me to take something like that, not with small kids and a husband who is blessed with the ability to sleep through just about anything.


Strix - Apr 28, 2010 1:33:39 pm PDT #17476 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

There might the that. Have you tried valerian capsules? Two washed down with a small sherry sometimes help, but my insomnia is epic, as is my tolerance to meds. Maybe one?


Trudy Booth - Apr 28, 2010 1:34:33 pm PDT #17477 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Two weeks into giving up HFCS I went absolutely bananas for a day and a half. Laughing, crying, cranky, achy, bloated... it was like PMSx10.

Could be a coinky-dink, could be the human body's dislike of change.


Sean K - Apr 28, 2010 1:44:15 pm PDT #17478 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I have a passport.


Sean K - Apr 28, 2010 1:44:36 pm PDT #17479 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I feel like a super-spy or something.


beekaytee - Apr 28, 2010 1:47:57 pm PDT #17480 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

If I ever found a food that could help me sleep for 7 hours without waking I would be very very happy. But then sleep and I have a somewhat fitful relationship.

But the 7 hours didn't make me feel good! I'm groggy, bloated and sluglike.

And, while I totally agree with you Steph that this withdrawal is not like a narcotic, but I'm not joking...I find myself making the most ridiculous rationalizations for my wheat seeking behavior. It's pathetic, especially since I know the impact on my physiology and psyche.


Strix - Apr 28, 2010 1:51:27 pm PDT #17481 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Yay, Sean!


beth b - Apr 28, 2010 1:58:35 pm PDT #17482 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Yay for you Sean.

I have doe a good cleaning job on 1/4 of my small living room. Serious dust removal . Whichever way I go next invovles paper piles. Really don't wanna.


beth b - Apr 28, 2010 2:05:40 pm PDT #17483 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

and ion, watching people kung fu fight with fish -- well worth watching over and over

Ys, I tivoed Mega Piranha. Nothing better than a really bad movie when doing evil cleaning