Kaylee: So how many fell madly in love with you and wanted to take you away from all this? Inara: Just the one. I think I'm slipping.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


javachik - Apr 27, 2010 3:01:35 pm PDT #17369 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

So if the lawmakers in OK and AZ got together, would they still want every undocumented pregnant person to keep her baby? And have it born on American soil?


Jessica - Apr 27, 2010 3:10:18 pm PDT #17370 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I find the second law, the one protecting doctors who decide to withhold information about the fetus, to be a much bigger problem. I mean, would they consider it at all appropriate for a doctor to do in other circumstances? To not inform a patient of the risks of surgery, or withhold information regarding the patient's diagnosis?

ABSOLUTELY THIS.

The problem with the first measure isn't the ultrasound itself - I assume most doctors would want to do one anyway, just to confirm pregnancy before scheduling surgery - it's the mandatory paternalistic lecture afterwards. Why don't they just write it so the law says "AND HENCEFORTH ALL OB/GYNS MUST ACT LIKE POMPOUS ASSHATS WHO CHOSE THEIR PROFESSION BECAUSE THEY HATE WOMEN ALL THE TIME."?


Jessica - Apr 27, 2010 3:11:57 pm PDT #17371 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Sorry for all of the swearing.

HA! I had to scroll back to see if I'd missed something - two fucks in as many posts didn't even register as swearing to me. I blame Aimee and Joe. And Allyson.


hippocampus - Apr 27, 2010 3:14:46 pm PDT #17372 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

there was swearing? I thought that was me.


Aims - Apr 27, 2010 3:15:00 pm PDT #17373 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

How come I'm number one?

Fuck.

I want every single testicle undergoing a vasectomy ultrasounded and the doctor to tell the man who is killing and denying all of those potential lives about the sac eating monster that lives in his defrens.


Jessica - Apr 27, 2010 3:15:31 pm PDT #17374 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

How come I'm number one?

Because you WIN.


erikaj - Apr 27, 2010 3:15:47 pm PDT #17375 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

"Every Sperm is Sacred"


hippocampus - Apr 27, 2010 3:16:17 pm PDT #17376 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Aims, you misunderstand the law - men are the victims here.


Aims - Apr 27, 2010 3:16:30 pm PDT #17377 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

WOOOHOO!!! I'm Number One!!

t flashes patented #1 sign around


Aims - Apr 27, 2010 3:17:00 pm PDT #17378 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

men are the victims here.

Oh! My t uterus is bad.