I got stupid. The money was too good.

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

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Vortex - Apr 24, 2010 6:19:08 pm PDT #17062 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Is NM available in supermarkets or does she need to go to petsmart or something.


Shir - Apr 24, 2010 6:39:47 pm PDT #17063 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

My Lord (and gronk). If being sleep now is wrong, I don't wanna be right.


WindSparrow - Apr 24, 2010 6:44:09 pm PDT #17064 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I have found NM at hardware stores, pet stores, and veterinary clinics. If NM can't be found, another good brand is Simple Solutions. Large department stores such as Walmart and Target should have one or the other, I'm guessing, though I've not looked for them there.


smonster - Apr 24, 2010 7:44:20 pm PDT #17065 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Another milestone - Frankie's first destructive behavior! He pulled part of the fabric covering his crate in and shredded a bit. Good thing I don't care about it! He wasn't in there that long, either. I guess that means he's feeling more settled.


Strix - Apr 24, 2010 7:53:49 pm PDT #17066 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Well, I I am conquering the TMJ, and was a domestic goddess today! I spent a wedding check, and we have 4 new couch cushions (his were his mom's from the the early 80's. Fugnasty!) and a new suzani tablecloth.

The roast chicken (fresh herbs, butter stuffed under the skin, cloved onions, lemon slices, rubbed with garlic, butter, pepper and kosher salt) was gorgeous, the rosemary garlic fingerlings were really damned great -- I wish I'd made a double batch, and I zapped the strawberries with powdered sugar and a bit of Grand Marnier in the blender for 5 seconds, served on pound cake with real whipped cream --springy yum.

And I have a cleaner house. And had several margaritas an played Wii. Good night!


beekaytee - Apr 24, 2010 8:06:10 pm PDT #17067 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I guess that means he's feeling more settled.

The good news and the bad news are the same!

Get some "Bitter Apple" from the pet store. (another product is called "Yuck!") Bartleby casually chewed ONE thing in my house. 10 minutes later, the place was coated in Bitter Apple and we never had that problem again.


omnis_audis - Apr 24, 2010 11:24:44 pm PDT #17068 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Shir, insent.


Shir - Apr 25, 2010 4:20:21 am PDT #17069 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

FYI: omnis just pony uped my henna tattoo budget.

Which means that for any part-naked pictures of myself to document the tattoo, you'd have to thank him.

You may start now, even if it'll take me a few weeks to work out the specifics.

I love my Buffistas.


Aims - Apr 25, 2010 6:10:17 am PDT #17070 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Found the one un-flakey dude on CraigsList! He drove an hour to get here and took our piano away this morning!! Hurray!! Now I'm waiting for Joe to get back from the coney island with our breakfast so we can start the final push of packing. It actually looks like we're moving now. And two of the three heaviest things we owned are gone and don't have to be moved!!


meara - Apr 25, 2010 6:20:29 am PDT #17071 of 30000

Did you get rid of monstro??