Buffistas

Cordelia: You're him. You're Angel's son. Connor: It's not like I got to choose.

'Hell Bound'

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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Strix - Apr 24, 2010 7:53:49 pm PDT #17066 of 30000

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Well, I I am conquering the TMJ, and was a domestic goddess today! I spent a wedding check, and we have 4 new couch cushions (his were his mom's from the the early 80's. Fugnasty!) and a new suzani tablecloth.

The roast chicken (fresh herbs, butter stuffed under the skin, cloved onions, lemon slices, rubbed with garlic, butter, pepper and kosher salt) was gorgeous, the rosemary garlic fingerlings were really damned great -- I wish I'd made a double batch, and I zapped the strawberries with powdered sugar and a bit of Grand Marnier in the blender for 5 seconds, served on pound cake with real whipped cream --springy yum.

And I have a cleaner house. And had several margaritas an played Wii. Good night!

beekaytee - Apr 24, 2010 8:06:10 pm PDT #17067 of 30000

Compassionately intolerant

I guess that means he's feeling more settled.

The good news and the bad news are the same!

Get some "Bitter Apple" from the pet store. (another product is called "Yuck!") Bartleby casually chewed ONE thing in my house. 10 minutes later, the place was coated in Bitter Apple and we never had that problem again.

omnis_audis - Apr 24, 2010 11:24:44 pm PDT #17068 of 30000

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Shir, insent.

Shir - Apr 25, 2010 4:20:21 am PDT #17069 of 30000

"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

FYI: omnis just pony uped my henna tattoo budget.

Which means that for any part-naked pictures of myself to document the tattoo, you'd have to thank him.

You may start now, even if it'll take me a few weeks to work out the specifics.

I love my Buffistas.

Aims - Apr 25, 2010 6:10:17 am PDT #17070 of 30000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Found the one un-flakey dude on CraigsList! He drove an hour to get here and took our piano away this morning!! Hurray!! Now I'm waiting for Joe to get back from the coney island with our breakfast so we can start the final push of packing. It actually looks like we're moving now. And two of the three heaviest things we owned are gone and don't have to be moved!!

meara - Apr 25, 2010 6:20:29 am PDT #17071 of 30000

Did you get rid of monstro??

Aims - Apr 25, 2010 6:21:59 am PDT #17072 of 30000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Nope. That's the third heaviest. Monstro will never go away. The other heavy thing that is gone is the sofa bed.

Nora Deirdre - Apr 25, 2010 6:49:04 am PDT #17073 of 30000

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

took the cats out for a test drive. They were vocal and annoyed, but did pretty good! Aw, my boys.

Zenkitty - Apr 25, 2010 7:34:59 am PDT #17074 of 30000

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

omnis just pony uped my henna tattoo budget.

Well done, omnis. Well done!

Monstro will never go away.

Sweet jeebus, what is Monstro?

Cashmere - Apr 25, 2010 7:52:56 am PDT #17075 of 30000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Monstro is a giant bookshelf weighing approximately ten tons.

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