The only thing I had that could reach it was a poster tube
I just had an image of Inspector Clouseau trying to knock a spider off the ceiling with a poster tube and the spider sliding down inside the tube and into his jacket sleeve.
Sex with robots is more common than most people think.
Spike ,'Lineage'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Apr 23, 2010 4:34:28 am PDT #16924 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Vortex - Apr 23, 2010 5:04:55 am PDT #16925 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
woo, seska! (does the dance of joy for people to visit in England)
WindSparrow - Apr 23, 2010 5:15:45 am PDT #16926 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Aims, I'm sorry for your friend. It sucks, no matter what happened.
ChiKat - Apr 23, 2010 5:36:10 am PDT #16927 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Yay, Seska!!
Sox, awake and calm ~ma to you today.
Aims, I'm sorry for your friend and understand the crabby. You hurt for him and want to hurt someone back.
So, yesterday, due to unknown evil, my commute went from 50 min to 1.5 hours in the morning and from 55 min to 1.75 hours in the evening. I really really really hate construction season.
This morning, I left early and got to work in my usual 50 minutes. Of course, Monday, it won't be like that. Because of construction and other evils, I'll have to plan 1.5 hours to get to work regardless. I hate that. I am so not a morning person.
-t - Apr 23, 2010 5:46:01 am PDT #16928 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Congrats, seska!
{{Aims and Sox}}
Barb - Apr 23, 2010 5:55:26 am PDT #16929 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
YAY, Seska!!
{{Sox and Aims}}
P-C, truly an admirable catch and release. I had one of those in my bathroom the other day. After screaming like a girl, I totally dispatched him in a far less humane manner with the native Floridian's instinctive reaction.
Daisy Jane - Apr 23, 2010 6:09:34 am PDT #16930 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Thanks everyone. Yes, much calmer.
There's a photo album she directed me to, but I'm a bit afraid to look.
DCJensen - Apr 23, 2010 6:12:31 am PDT #16931 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Thought I'd share a bit.
Bill Watterson discusses Calvin and Hobbes, interviewed for first time in 15 years last February: [link]
And? Calvin and Hobbes are part of the July stamp issue from the USPS: [link]
Also? This week in USA Today Berke Breathed is interviewed about Bloom County: [link]
It's like 80's flashback day for me...
DCJensen - Apr 23, 2010 6:13:43 am PDT #16932 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Also? I should note a new name for the movie Avatar floating around:
Smurfahontas.
erikaj - Apr 23, 2010 6:44:31 am PDT #16933 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
hee, hee. Not that I have seen Avatar yet, but my general desire, when I see Cameron is to yell out "You peaked with Aguaman, motherfucker," and roll away so that's still funny. I don't know who Sean Maher is. And I got nothin' else, except seeing my byline in a magazine never gets old.