Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress? Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. 'Sides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. It's the whole... air-flow.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2010 4:00:01 pm PDT #16705 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Every time I drive through Indiana, I get earwormed with "Indiana Wants Me."


Scrappy - Apr 20, 2010 4:14:41 pm PDT #16706 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

But GAry indiana gary INDiana gary indiANA my home sweet home.


omnis_audis - Apr 20, 2010 4:38:10 pm PDT #16707 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Drew, tons of hugs for you! Focus on the good times and the excellent life lessons you had with him. And I stand with my Bitches with the sentiment, Fuck Cancer.

Shir, tons of brackets for you too! {{{{{ Shir! }}}}} Peace and comfort~ma to your whole family. Lou was a cutie, and he was very lucky to have such a loving family.

FredPete, Cat~ma for you.

Pix, glad to hear the Dread Pirate Byron will be ok, and that you caught it early.

Also Pix, good luck with the interview class teaching. Glad to hear the teacher has a good sense of humor. Hopefully that means the kids are equally relaxed and cool!

ION- I'm torn. Boss said take the next 2 days off due to previously mentioned crazy HR policy with holiday reimbursements. But there is a ton of stupid shit that needs doing before I leave. From finding all my tools/cables/etc all around to reports that need doing before I leave. Worker bee in me says go in and do it. Short timer in me is saying fuck it. I'm thinking of just going in late and trying to leave early as a compromise.


smonster - Apr 20, 2010 5:03:50 pm PDT #16708 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

bonny, I got the one with the PDF in my spam folder, but that's it. Resend when you get a chance, please?


DCJensen - Apr 20, 2010 5:29:00 pm PDT #16709 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

there is a ton of stupid shit that needs doing before I leave.

"And I hate when things are over - When so much is left undone."


DCJensen - Apr 20, 2010 5:29:22 pm PDT #16710 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

{{{{Shir}}}}


DCJensen - Apr 20, 2010 5:36:02 pm PDT #16711 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

IOn, I just found out today I can't sign up for Delta Dental during Insurance Open Enrollment this year.

Apparently, if you do not have other dental Insurance, and do not sign up at the first open enrollment you are eligible for, you cannot sign up for a dental plan unless you have undergone a significant life event like getting married. "Life changes include a marriage, birth, adoption, divorce or death of a family member."

So the fact that this year they actually have a reasonably affordable plan doesn't qualify.

Grr Argh.


Ginger - Apr 20, 2010 5:36:05 pm PDT #16712 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Lou looks like a wonderful dog. I'm so sorry, Shir.

I don't know that I see much pit bull there. Look at this brindle boxer: [link] I can't say much about dog behavior, since I own the dog mostly likely to bite your ankle.

And fuck cancer in all its forms.


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2010 5:41:19 pm PDT #16713 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Life changes include a marriage, birth, adoption, divorce or death of a family member."

Would adopting a cat count?

Sorry, that sucks....


DavidS - Apr 20, 2010 5:43:10 pm PDT #16714 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Would adopting a cat count?

It does not.

t /ex-HR person