Willow: That's a work ethic! Buffy, you're developing a work ethic! Buffy: Do they make an ointment for that?

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2010 2:01:11 pm PDT #16701 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm so sorry, Shir.


javachik - Apr 20, 2010 2:07:45 pm PDT #16702 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Yes, I think I am choosing to believe that this is the case.

Moi, aussi.


Vortex - Apr 20, 2010 3:44:02 pm PDT #16703 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

BWAH!

Anal vibrator causes California Highway Patrol to Evacuate Office

An anal vibrator believed to be a bomb caused the California Highway Patrol to briefly evacuate its South Lake Tahoe area office on April 7.


Hil R. - Apr 20, 2010 3:57:49 pm PDT #16704 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Every time I apply to a job at a school in Indiana, I'm earwormed with "Gary Indiana" for the rest of the day. I've spent the past two days trying to not suddenly burst out with, "Gary Indiana Gary Indiana not Louisiana Paris France New York or Rome!"


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2010 4:00:01 pm PDT #16705 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Every time I drive through Indiana, I get earwormed with "Indiana Wants Me."


Scrappy - Apr 20, 2010 4:14:41 pm PDT #16706 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

But GAry indiana gary INDiana gary indiANA my home sweet home.


omnis_audis - Apr 20, 2010 4:38:10 pm PDT #16707 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Drew, tons of hugs for you! Focus on the good times and the excellent life lessons you had with him. And I stand with my Bitches with the sentiment, Fuck Cancer.

Shir, tons of brackets for you too! {{{{{ Shir! }}}}} Peace and comfort~ma to your whole family. Lou was a cutie, and he was very lucky to have such a loving family.

FredPete, Cat~ma for you.

Pix, glad to hear the Dread Pirate Byron will be ok, and that you caught it early.

Also Pix, good luck with the interview class teaching. Glad to hear the teacher has a good sense of humor. Hopefully that means the kids are equally relaxed and cool!

ION- I'm torn. Boss said take the next 2 days off due to previously mentioned crazy HR policy with holiday reimbursements. But there is a ton of stupid shit that needs doing before I leave. From finding all my tools/cables/etc all around to reports that need doing before I leave. Worker bee in me says go in and do it. Short timer in me is saying fuck it. I'm thinking of just going in late and trying to leave early as a compromise.


smonster - Apr 20, 2010 5:03:50 pm PDT #16708 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

bonny, I got the one with the PDF in my spam folder, but that's it. Resend when you get a chance, please?


DCJensen - Apr 20, 2010 5:29:00 pm PDT #16709 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

there is a ton of stupid shit that needs doing before I leave.

"And I hate when things are over - When so much is left undone."


DCJensen - Apr 20, 2010 5:29:22 pm PDT #16710 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

{{{{Shir}}}}