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And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'

Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.

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Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Apr 14, 2010 9:34:12 pm PDT #16142 of 30000

"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Continuing job~ma, Hil.

Off to Nottingham to look for houses. *Again*. This is turning into an almost-weekly thing. The things a disabled prospective grad student has to do in order to move. Meanwhile, England is confusing me:

Me: Does Derbyshire exist? Did I make it up?
The Girl: No. You're going to university in it.
Me: OK, then does Nottinghamshire exist? Did I make that up?
The Girl: No. That's the county council that will be paying for your PCAs.
Me: You're sure Derby isn't in Nottinghamshire and I didn't make Derbyshire up?
The Girl: It's in Derbyshire.
Me: And you're sure Nottingham isn't in Derbyshire and I didn't make Nottinghamshire up?
The Girl: *goes away*

NoiseDesign - Apr 14, 2010 9:46:44 pm PDT #16143 of 30000

Our wings are not tired

I'm floating somewhere in the Caribbean on a cruise ship reflecting on the fact that I lead a very fortunate life. I have a beautiful, intelligent, sexy wife that I met because of this community. I have the best friends I could ever ask for. I have a career and work I don't even believe sometimes.

It is good to be in wonder of the good things sometimes.

erin_obscure - Apr 14, 2010 10:39:35 pm PDT #16144 of 30000

Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Yay wonder! Then you have to go punch someone in the nuts. It's the ebb and flow of life that makes it so amazing.

NoiseDesign - Apr 14, 2010 11:02:50 pm PDT #16145 of 30000

Our wings are not tired

The cock punch is a magical thing.

billytea - Apr 15, 2010 12:11:19 am PDT #16146 of 30000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The cock punch is a magical thing.

You read a very different Harry Potter from the one I bought.

Calli - Apr 15, 2010 2:03:18 am PDT #16147 of 30000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

You read a very different Harry Potter from the one I bought.

They did revise the originals for an American audience.

erin_obscure - Apr 15, 2010 2:29:52 am PDT #16148 of 30000

Occasionally I’m callous and strange

a violent, cock-punch loving audience. ya hoo!

billytea - Apr 15, 2010 2:50:01 am PDT #16149 of 30000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It's that can-do, frontier spirit, as outlined in my upcoming book, "How the West Was Cock-Punched".

DCJensen - Apr 15, 2010 3:45:03 am PDT #16150 of 30000

All is well that ends in pizza.

It'll be the definitive handbook for university seminars.

WindSparrow - Apr 15, 2010 4:20:23 am PDT #16151 of 30000

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Daniel, my sweet, kind man, just went to the store to get me 7-Up and sports drinks so I can stay hydrated. The wonder of it is, he made the time to go before work. This is a sacrifice, I know. I love him.

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