You read a very different Harry Potter from the one I bought.
They did revise the originals for an American audience.
You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Calli - Apr 15, 2010 2:03:18 am PDT #16147 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
erin_obscure - Apr 15, 2010 2:29:52 am PDT #16148 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
a violent, cock-punch loving audience. ya hoo!
billytea - Apr 15, 2010 2:50:01 am PDT #16149 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
It's that can-do, frontier spirit, as outlined in my upcoming book, "How the West Was Cock-Punched".
DCJensen - Apr 15, 2010 3:45:03 am PDT #16150 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
It'll be the definitive handbook for university seminars.
WindSparrow - Apr 15, 2010 4:20:23 am PDT #16151 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Daniel, my sweet, kind man, just went to the store to get me 7-Up and sports drinks so I can stay hydrated. The wonder of it is, he made the time to go before work. This is a sacrifice, I know. I love him.
DCJensen - Apr 15, 2010 4:45:52 am PDT #16152 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Andi now has the stomach flu I had.
Please send healing~ma to her while I am off to work.
smonster - Apr 15, 2010 4:50:34 am PDT #16153 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Aw, sweet DCJ. Andi, I hope you feel better, dear.
Daisy Jane - Apr 15, 2010 5:09:38 am PDT #16154 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
BTW, smonster, can I tell you how much I love that you got to meet my cousins?
Hil R. - Apr 15, 2010 5:10:06 am PDT #16155 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I didn't get much sleep last night, because I kept waking up in pain. Now, I just woke up singing "Oldest Established" from Guys and Dolls. I have no idea what I was dreaming about that made that happen. Definitely an interesting way to start the day.
WindSparrow - Apr 15, 2010 5:30:39 am PDT #16156 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I'm sorry you didn't much sleep, Hil. Me too.
DJ, loving the tagline
That pretty much covers who I was thinking about. Except The Shatner never truly left us. When there was only 1 set of footprints, that was him, carrying us.