I knew this before I married him. But I was young and optimistic, and discounted this important gap in our value systems.
I'm...not sure...we'll...MAKE IT! *SOB*
I threw true love over for some salty spheres of sin! and they weren't even boobies!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I knew this before I married him. But I was young and optimistic, and discounted this important gap in our value systems.
I'm...not sure...we'll...MAKE IT! *SOB*
I threw true love over for some salty spheres of sin! and they weren't even boobies!
I threw true love over for some salty spheres of sin! and they weren't even boobies!
I may need to make this my sig, Erin. Because you rock just that much.
Passion can make us foolish, Erin. I can see desiring a man with such a flaw, but how can you ever respect him?
I can see desiring a man with such a flaw, but how can you ever respect him?
Realize that your martini will never go olive-less because he'll always give you his?
I respect a man who will give me an olive.
I also respect those that give me ice cold gin and vermouth.
Basically, I just really want a drink right now.
How DARE you question by respect for my husband! I respect him; I just cannot support his stance on this particular issue. Everyone has something they're wrong about.
If only he didn't compound the horror by eschewing cold pasta salads too.
OH NOES! He is not my One True! I married a olive hatin', cold pasta salad nose turn upper.
QUICK QUICK I NEED A BRITTANY ANNULMENT! ON THE GROUNDS OF IRRECONCOLIVABLE DIFFERENCES!
I'm sorry, you are not nearly whory enough for a Brittany annulment.
OK, this is annoying. I'm looking at a craigs list ad for a voiceover actor. This one is requesting:
*Date of birth
*State or area of residence (NYC, CA)
*Email and Phone Number
The website they provide looks like a legit education publishing company and I assume they're just trying to ham-handedly establish my age range, not somehow rip-off my identity or age-descriminate in hiring for a three day gig.
That doesn't mean I'll give them my deets, of course, it just means that I'll apply for the job. For the email I'm going with "My state of residence is _____. I can be reached at this email (________) and my telephone number is __________. My age range is 35-45, if you need my specific date of birth for tax or other purposes I will be happy to provide it if I am hired."
Any suggestions on how I might better phrase this?
I'm sorry, you are not nearly whory enough for a Brittany annulment.
REALLY!!!! Hmph.
You flashed your polished bum at me, dear, not your brazillianed cooch. I stand by my 'not nearly whory enough' assessment. You are going to have to stay married.
Jilli, what's Pinky vodka?
Pinky vodka! It has flavors of rose, violet, and strawberry. And it's pink!
Also, I want to try absinthe reallllly badly, but I would want to try the illegal hallucinatory kind. Doesn't seem worth it otherwise. Is it?
Absinthe never made people hallucinate. Alcohol poisoning from drinking bottles of wine with dinner and then having multiple glasses of absinthe made people hallucinate.
I think absinthe is worth it. I like the flavor (especially of ones like Mata Hari or St. George), and I like the ritual involved in preparing it. But unless you like anise flavors, absinthe is probably not for you.