I'm sorry, you are not nearly whory enough for a Brittany annulment.
REALLY!!!! Hmph.
It's not like she blew me off. She just left with another guy, that's all.
Riley ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Apr 12, 2010 9:14:47 pm PDT #15914 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Trudy Booth - Apr 12, 2010 9:16:20 pm PDT #15915 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You flashed your polished bum at me, dear, not your brazillianed cooch. I stand by my 'not nearly whory enough' assessment. You are going to have to stay married.
Atropa - Apr 12, 2010 10:06:59 pm PDT #15916 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Jilli, what's Pinky vodka?
Pinky vodka! It has flavors of rose, violet, and strawberry. And it's pink!
Also, I want to try absinthe reallllly badly, but I would want to try the illegal hallucinatory kind. Doesn't seem worth it otherwise. Is it?
Absinthe never made people hallucinate. Alcohol poisoning from drinking bottles of wine with dinner and then having multiple glasses of absinthe made people hallucinate.
I think absinthe is worth it. I like the flavor (especially of ones like Mata Hari or St. George), and I like the ritual involved in preparing it. But unless you like anise flavors, absinthe is probably not for you.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Apr 13, 2010 2:58:20 am PDT #15917 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Vodka talk! I drink Absolut. (And then I get a bit tipsy and throw glasses around. Which somewhat defeats the object of the exercise.) I also like a gin and tonic if it's decent gin, and go through phases of really enjoying a nice glass of white wine in the evenings (red gives me migraines).
It's odd discussing alcohol at midday.
Trudy, that sounds strange. Your answer sounds professional and clear. I use the same tone in my statements when companies ask about disability before it's legal to do so. I think it's fair enough to refuse to give details that companies shouldn't be asking for.
I am being unproductive again. Hmph.
brenda m - Apr 13, 2010 3:00:08 am PDT #15918 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Jilli, I spotted the pink sparkly stuff at my local Jewel the other day.
Trudy, I agree, your answer seems on point.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 13, 2010 3:51:08 am PDT #15919 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Also, I want to try absinthe reallllly badly, but I would want to try the illegal hallucinatory kind. Doesn't seem worth it otherwise. Is it?
It's not illegal anymore, as the wormwood=hallucination myth, while long dispelled, took some time to get through the American bureaucracy of such things.
Shir - Apr 13, 2010 4:02:08 am PDT #15920 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Drinking more than 3 sips of almost any kind of alcohol will send me to hell the following day, with not-very-functioning-or-forgiving body. I also dislike the taste of it.
So I avoid it, most of the time. Or try to keep it under 3 sips.
Vortex - Apr 13, 2010 4:16:09 am PDT #15921 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
QUICK QUICK I NEED A BRITTANY ANNULMENT! ON THE GROUNDS OF IRRECONCOLIVABLE DIFFERENCES!
haven't you been married too long for that?
Jessica - Apr 13, 2010 4:21:42 am PDT #15922 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I just had the most pain-free healthcare billing related phone call ever! I was sent a ginormous invoice for some bloodwork from a few weeks ago, but it didn't look like they'd billed my insurance company at all. So I called them up, read them the info off my card and that was that! I was expecting bureaucratic hoops, so it was a nice surprise.
meara - Apr 13, 2010 4:29:24 am PDT #15923 of 30000
Oh thank goodness. I'm in the airport (it is way too early for that--my tummy isn't even awake enough for me to buy food!) and the only seat was next to a guy who turned out to smell. Bad. But he just got up and moved. Whew. Now I just have to...work all day after waking up at 4:40am ack.