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Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'

Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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smonster - Apr 08, 2010 3:06:15 pm PDT #15251 of 30000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Jobma for all!

Yikes, erin, keeping my fingers crossed.

Sigh. D wants to get back together and I said no, and it turns out he came to town hoping I would say yes and he could surprise me. So now he's at a bar three blocks away and asking me what's wrong with him. Did I mention sigh?

smonster - Apr 08, 2010 3:06:56 pm PDT #15252 of 30000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hil, that sounds tasty.

Connie Neil - Apr 08, 2010 3:14:09 pm PDT #15253 of 30000

brillig

Did I mention sigh?

He's seen too many chick flicks.

Hil R. - Apr 08, 2010 3:14:15 pm PDT #15254 of 30000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hil, that sounds tasty.

It's greasy and salty and gross and so good. It didn't come with fried noodles, though. I miss the fried noodles. My fortune is "You will enjoy good health, you will be surrounded by luxury."

erin_obscure - Apr 08, 2010 3:17:11 pm PDT #15255 of 30000

Occasionally I’m callous and strange

phew* vet says Mal is fine, no sign of abdominal tenderness, we shall wait and see if wierd behaviour continues and i'll take him in for an xray if he starts losing appetite or hoarking.

brenda m - Apr 08, 2010 3:20:52 pm PDT #15256 of 30000

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Good news, erin.

More good news: I am finally home and can say what I've been holding in all day.

Fuck off, H.

Fuck off, R.

Fuck off, D.

That is all.

hippocampus - Apr 08, 2010 3:27:51 pm PDT #15257 of 30000

not your mom's socks.

So now he's at a bar three blocks away and asking me what's wrong with him.

which loosely translates to "well I'm here so you should come hang out?" NO.

brenda m - Apr 08, 2010 3:32:56 pm PDT #15258 of 30000

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I have more fuck offs, smonster. You want some?

Fuck off, D.

javachik - Apr 08, 2010 3:39:06 pm PDT #15259 of 30000

Our wings are not tired.

Oh, erin, thank goodness!

amych - Apr 08, 2010 3:43:30 pm PDT #15260 of 30000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Sox, you are generous and kind in your loose translation. I'd render it more like "My skeevy ambush-like tactics prove my TRUE LOVE!! Therefore you should feel you have no choice!!"

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