My god...he's gonna do the whole speech.

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erin_obscure - Apr 08, 2010 3:17:11 pm PDT #15255 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

  • phew* vet says Mal is fine, no sign of abdominal tenderness, we shall wait and see if wierd behaviour continues and i'll take him in for an xray if he starts losing appetite or hoarking.


brenda m - Apr 08, 2010 3:20:52 pm PDT #15256 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Good news, erin.

More good news: I am finally home and can say what I've been holding in all day.

Fuck off, H.

Fuck off, R.

Fuck off, D.

That is all.


hippocampus - Apr 08, 2010 3:27:51 pm PDT #15257 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

So now he's at a bar three blocks away and asking me what's wrong with him.

which loosely translates to "well I'm here so you should come hang out?" NO.


brenda m - Apr 08, 2010 3:32:56 pm PDT #15258 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I have more fuck offs, smonster. You want some?

Fuck off, D.


javachik - Apr 08, 2010 3:39:06 pm PDT #15259 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Oh, erin, thank goodness!


amych - Apr 08, 2010 3:43:30 pm PDT #15260 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Sox, you are generous and kind in your loose translation. I'd render it more like "My skeevy ambush-like tactics prove my TRUE LOVE!! Therefore you should feel you have no choice!!"


hippocampus - Apr 08, 2010 3:55:48 pm PDT #15261 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

I'd render it more like "My skeevy ambush-like tactics prove my TRUE LOVE!! Therefore you should feel you have no choice!!"

This - yes! and still - NO! A WORLD OF NO.

ETA - you are of course free to do as you like...


Calli - Apr 08, 2010 4:09:34 pm PDT #15262 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That sounds strange and off-putting, smonster. I hope D wanders back home without too much booze in his system.

I have a fair bit of booze in my own system. My old friend Ronnie took me to a bar in Atlanta's midtown, where he plied me with tasty cocktails and we ogled the Orlando Bloomesque Brazilian bartender. Mmmmmm. Om nom nom on both counts.


brenda m - Apr 08, 2010 4:11:00 pm PDT #15263 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Nice. Where'd you go? I used to spend a fair amount of time in that area.


Calli - Apr 08, 2010 4:20:53 pm PDT #15264 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

It was Top Flr. [link]

I had the Cynar Blood Orange (Cynar, Lillet Blanc pink lemonade, orange zest) and a Silver Dagger (Silver Tequilla, basil , pineapple puree, Rhubarb bitters)