Thanks!
Book: Where's the doctor? Not back yet?
Zoe: (beat) We don't make him hurry for the little stuff. He'll be along.
Book: He could hurry... a little.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Lee - Apr 05, 2010 7:20:49 am PDT #14822 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Aims - Apr 05, 2010 7:37:11 am PDT #14823 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Dear Realtor -
Yes, there's a freaking problem. You said the rent included water. It was one of the first things I asked about. Why would I try to move to a place that cost me more money?
I really don't care if I did sign the lease. I signed it based on prior knowledge that you said the freaking rent INCLUDED WATER. Here - let me show you the email!
No Love -
Aimee
Shir - Apr 05, 2010 7:39:02 am PDT #14824 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Brownie Time!
(I can always try and translate yet another vague French expression later).
I vote for Aimee murdering her realtor, right now. We'll grant you with an alibi. Who's with me?
Polter-Cow - Apr 05, 2010 7:41:51 am PDT #14825 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Grr, Aims!
Jessica - Apr 05, 2010 7:48:29 am PDT #14826 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
What are the other ones?
I have a turtle over my heart/left boob, and a caffeine molecule tramp stamp.
Here - let me show you the email!
If you've got it in writing, then you win.
Aims - Apr 05, 2010 7:49:10 am PDT #14827 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I'm fucking pissed. It was like the second thing I asked about a month ago. It came up because the lease said water/sewer was not inlcuded in the rent and I flagged it and asked about it. We have to be out of here in THREE WEEKS. I can not live like this. I will have a nervous breakdown.
Aims - Apr 05, 2010 7:50:41 am PDT #14828 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
If you've got it in writing, then you win.
Maybe, maybe not. The realtor does not own the property - she is working on behalf of the owner. After the paperwork portion is done, the realtor is no longer part of the equation. Owner might say, "Too bad so sad - here's your money back and good luck to you."
Vortex - Apr 05, 2010 7:51:06 am PDT #14829 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Aims, I would try to negotiate a reduction in rent based on an estimate of water costs. If the realtor tries to tell you that the client won't come down on the rent, then you tell him/her that it can come out of their fees. It was their mistake, you have it in writing.
Shir - Apr 05, 2010 7:53:12 am PDT #14830 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I have a turtle over my heart/left boob, and a caffeine molecule tramp stamp.
They sound wonderful!
javachik - Apr 05, 2010 7:54:18 am PDT #14831 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
and a caffeine molecule tramp stamp.
Love that! I adore my caffeince molecule earrings.
You guys, my little company's product (ooooh, now that I think of it, I should get the capsaicin molecule tattoo) is now available! It's so exciting to be part of this from before we applied to be marketed anywhere, through approvals, and now sales. (And yeah, the stupid Polar Bear is being used on all marketing materials, but I don't care.)