You can't imagine how lovely sitting on that back porch in the swing with a glass of iced tea is in the spring/summer.

I am in love with that garden! And the non-matchy-but-totally-perfect-together porch furniture.

Which is why I want her to come over and do our house. That house was originally my step father's. Since they've been married she's torn out the front and back walls and put in French doors and windows, gutted and remodeled the kitchen and dining room and re done the two living rooms, office, weird x-tra rooms and 2 bedrooms. Next up are the bathrooms.

Yay, DJ's mom! And that garden is to DIE for, seriously.

Dear coworker: I sent out a message this morning telling everyone that I'm going to be out on Friday. The idea was that everyone, even those who don't consult the office calendar, would be aware that I was going to be out and, if they needed me for something, would be able to schedule around it.

So why did you schedule the conference call for which I MUST be here for Friday?

No love,

me

178 applications. I think I'm somewhere around 50 actual rejections, and at least 30 more where I know they hired someone else but they didn't send me anything to tell me that I'm not hired. Officemate once again asked me what I think I'm doing wrong. My answer of "There are a ton of people applying for not too many positions, and my qualifications probably put me somewhere in the middle of the field," was not good enough.

Random conversation with other officemate. I walked into the office, and he asked, "Hillary, are you vegan?!" I said yes. He said, "Since when?" I said, "Last May." He said, "But, I've seen you eat food in this office!" I said, "Yes, vegans do still eat." He said, "You mean all of that food had no meat in it?" I said "No." He spent the next several minutes shaking his head in amazement.

I'm shaking my head in amazement.

Ugh. I always forget that matzo has a ton of simple carbs, and then I feel sick after a few days of Passover.

So, say a person was going to be on TV, working in her yard. She wants to do something with her nails... but what? They will need to be shortish, but would a color be interesting? She is not allowed to wear blue, as Fome Fepot is a sponsor and blue is the color of their dread rival, Schmowe's (this is true--the information sheet they gave us said no blue). So a pale green? A sparkly gold? These are what this person usually wears, but this person is usually in an office. She does not want to look oddly overdressed for yardwork, as this is not Green Acres and she will not be wearing a caftan.

But dahling, a caftan would be oh, so stylish!

I think green. Go for that eco-glow look to your nails.