Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Mar 29, 2010 8:34:44 am PDT #14310 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

:: inserts pillow between Aims head and desk in hopes that it will prevent bruising of lovely head, and maybe convince said head to sleep a little ::


erikaj - Mar 29, 2010 8:35:39 am PDT #14311 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Dude, I'm sorry about your mother(I'm guessing) and your whole life, but to get West Baltimore about it, it"ain't *on* me, motherfucker." So I'm not gonna carry it. He almost had me going too, because I'm totally Ms. Apologetic, but he made such a big deal I'm less sorry by the second.


omnis_audis - Mar 29, 2010 8:37:38 am PDT #14312 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Erika, block him. Not worth the hassle.


Polter-Cow - Mar 29, 2010 8:45:08 am PDT #14313 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Congrats and good luck, omnis!


Daisy Jane - Mar 29, 2010 8:57:55 am PDT #14314 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Congrats, omnis! We'll miss you! I wave at your building in the mornings when Jon has to take me to work.


Zenkitty - Mar 29, 2010 9:09:58 am PDT #14315 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Congratulations, omnis!

he was talking about how there's some lesson for me in it

Yes, I hope you learned something from this, erika. Namely, that guy's a tool.


-t - Mar 29, 2010 9:13:22 am PDT #14316 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

he was talking about how there's some lesson for me in it

Yeah, I don't think he read that lesson plan right. Unless the lesson is "erika is more fun to talk to than she realizes and shouldn't think she's boring people"

{{Aims}}

Woo, omnis! Exciting!


erikaj - Mar 29, 2010 9:42:44 am PDT #14317 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

In a sick sort of way, I think he did mean that. But it completely undoes it when you're like "That's thoughtful...in a sick sort of way." Unless your cat brings you a gift, that is.


Scrappy - Mar 29, 2010 9:45:50 am PDT #14318 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Well, if he said the lesson was that you actually ARE cool and you should stop being so damn hard on yourself, then I gotta agree.


erikaj - Mar 29, 2010 10:02:33 am PDT #14319 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Well, yeah, okay, but flipping out like a mammal is not how humans say "Stop being so sensitive,"