It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

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sj - Mar 29, 2010 7:36:13 am PDT #14306 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Erika, you owe him nothing.

It looks like I am dragging Lea out with me to do at least sone of the errands I need to do. Maybe the house elves will do the laundry while I am gone.


erikaj - Mar 29, 2010 7:50:46 am PDT #14307 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I liked him too...not in that instantaneous, heartstirring way, but you know. But I told him I felt bad about the misunderstanding and whatnot and he was talking about how there's some lesson for me in it and actions speaking louder than words, but no, I don't feel bad enough to either a. suck you off. or 2. read your enormous, probably pretentious and overlong sci-fi manuscript...well, those are the things that Inner Ari said *might* be on the table in such an instance. Bzzt...thanks for playing. You don't even get the Humanity home game...bummer. Were D NOA, I think I'd take the fellatio...it wouldn't take as long and I wouldn't have to offer notes. But don't tell my mother I said that.


beekaytee - Mar 29, 2010 7:52:16 am PDT #14308 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I totally got some stuff that isn't mine

THIS!

I'm sad for the downgrade, from cute to ew (that's adorable), but I figure situations like this are nothing more than information. Neither good nor bad, just an opportunity to say no thanks so something that will likely be much more trouble than it's worth.

Beep! Thanks you for playing our game, but you will not be advancing to the bonus round.

Too bad for him, eh?

eta: Ha! Gameshow of life xpost.


Aims - Mar 29, 2010 8:29:46 am PDT #14309 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Both Joe and I spaced that today was a half day for Emeline. They had to take her back to the school and drop her off and call us to get her.

t bangs head


omnis_audis - Mar 29, 2010 8:34:44 am PDT #14310 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

:: inserts pillow between Aims head and desk in hopes that it will prevent bruising of lovely head, and maybe convince said head to sleep a little ::


erikaj - Mar 29, 2010 8:35:39 am PDT #14311 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Dude, I'm sorry about your mother(I'm guessing) and your whole life, but to get West Baltimore about it, it"ain't *on* me, motherfucker." So I'm not gonna carry it. He almost had me going too, because I'm totally Ms. Apologetic, but he made such a big deal I'm less sorry by the second.


omnis_audis - Mar 29, 2010 8:37:38 am PDT #14312 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Erika, block him. Not worth the hassle.


Polter-Cow - Mar 29, 2010 8:45:08 am PDT #14313 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Congrats and good luck, omnis!


Daisy Jane - Mar 29, 2010 8:57:55 am PDT #14314 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Congrats, omnis! We'll miss you! I wave at your building in the mornings when Jon has to take me to work.


Zenkitty - Mar 29, 2010 9:09:58 am PDT #14315 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Congratulations, omnis!

he was talking about how there's some lesson for me in it

Yes, I hope you learned something from this, erika. Namely, that guy's a tool.