"Say aren't you a little young to be using titanium plating and an industrial arc welder?"

"Yes, Yes, I am!"

What is the best way to say, "Sorry I never e-mailed you like I said I would. Not only did I get really busy, but I was simultaneously not that interested in you as a potential future wife AND not interested in talking to potential future wives in general, so I had to distance myself from the process completely. I figured that since you didn't say anything else in two months you already moved on, but I thought I should at least say something so as not to be a dick who said he would e-mail and then never did"?

Phineas and Ferb is made of love and win. Also has great music. And Richard O'Brien voicing dad.

My fave song.

P-C, you were already that dick who said he'd email and didn't--it's been two months. Let it slide. Anything you do now, if you don't actually want to establish communication, is just to make yourself feel better, not her.

I love that Tom watches Phineas and Ferb.

It's a good show, my kids like to watch it, and I'm happy to watch it with them. My daughter has perfected her imitation of Candace's I'm-going-to-bust-them laugh.

P-C, you were already that dick who said he'd email and didn't--it's been two months. Let it slide. Anything you do now, if you don't actually want to establish communication, is just to make yourself feel better, not her.

Yeah, that was my thinking as well, but when my mom found out, she said that wasn't nice and I agreed to send a close-out e-mail. Except I don't really see the point at this juncture either. It's not like that first girl who never e-mailed me back ever said anything two months later.

Turtle has a hispanic cousin on OKCupid. Esto no vale la pena. (Why did I do that, again?) Well, I guess this part is fun...

Heh. I suppose you could send a "My mom is on me to be nicer, and I admit, I was a dick when I said I'd email and I didn't--fading out instead of just saying "I'm not that into the bride search, and I feel like we don't have a connection" is a shitty move. I hope your search is going more awesome than mine, and other guys are better at it than me. This is probably an even worse sign off, and please don't feel any need to reply" :)

Except even that sounds like you...want a reply.

Is it wrong that I'm finding it ironically amusing that Stupak is getting voicemails of people calling him "babykiller" and threatening him (with death or just retribution in general)?