That's big of you. I'm totally judging right now.
Oh me too. You are just more honest.
You got all kinds of learnin' and you made me look the fool without tryin', and yet here I am with a gun to your head. That's 'cause I got people with me. People who trust each other, who do for each other, and ain't always lookin' for the advantage.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Theresa - Mar 25, 2010 10:03:02 am PDT #13939 of 30000
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"
smonster - Mar 25, 2010 10:17:16 am PDT #13940 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I'll ask next time I talk to her.
Thanks, -t.
Classic rock, blues, and jazz are the primaries in my playlists
Dean would approve of only the first, ftr.
Shir - Mar 25, 2010 10:41:55 am PDT #13941 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
So, seder coming up soon.
Remind me what's the best way to shut up annoying-don't-have-a-clue-stick relatives, in a "polite" (read: passive-aggressive) way?
Scrappy - Mar 25, 2010 10:43:29 am PDT #13942 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I find enthusiastic agreement works well, i.e. "You should be thinking about getting married." "Yes, I should!"
Sparky1 - Mar 25, 2010 10:44:25 am PDT #13943 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
Remind me what's the best way to shut up annoying-don't-have-a-clue-stick relatives, in a "polite" (read: passive-aggressive) way?
"Would you like some more wine?"
Atropa - Mar 25, 2010 10:46:18 am PDT #13944 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I find enthusiastic agreement works well, i.e. "You should be thinking about getting married." "Yes, I should!"
I like this approach. A LOT.
erikaj - Mar 25, 2010 10:50:40 am PDT #13945 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
"I'll think about it."(And mostly, what a big jerk you are for bringing it up)
Death is Not An Option:
Eric Cantor
John Boehner
Bart Stupak
I guess Cantor...he looks the most like someone I'd actually be into. But then he talks. Oy.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 25, 2010 10:50:58 am PDT #13946 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I find enthusiastic agreement works well, i.e. "You should be thinking about getting married." "Yes, I should!"
Sadly, I don't think this would work for, say, Polter-Cow.
tommyrot - Mar 25, 2010 10:53:24 am PDT #13947 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"I'll think about it."
How about, "That's one point of view."
Tom Scola - Mar 25, 2010 10:53:34 am PDT #13948 of 30000
hwæt
You've been watching Phineas and Ferb, haven't you Scrappy? That's a running gag on the show.