I want a wofe. And a root.
This must be what going mad feels like.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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brenda m - Mar 24, 2010 6:13:59 pm PDT #13860 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
P.M. Marc - Mar 24, 2010 6:15:28 pm PDT #13861 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Sign me up for a wofe!
Can we have them built to spec?
tommyrot - Mar 24, 2010 6:16:24 pm PDT #13862 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
See, to me "wofe" sounds like someone trying to say "Worf" when their tongue is numb.
Zenkitty - Mar 24, 2010 6:16:59 pm PDT #13863 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Can wofes be men? If so, I'm placing my order now.
amych - Mar 24, 2010 6:17:31 pm PDT #13864 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I would take a Worf as well. I'm easy that way.
Theresa - Mar 24, 2010 6:18:13 pm PDT #13865 of 30000
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"
A wofe that looks like Worf. That would work.
amych - Mar 24, 2010 6:19:15 pm PDT #13866 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
mmmmm. spikey forehead.
P.M. Marc - Mar 24, 2010 6:20:59 pm PDT #13867 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I'm thinkin' a Worf Wofe would be GLORIOUS.
§ ita § - Mar 24, 2010 6:21:01 pm PDT #13868 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Can I have a wofe that looks like Worf's brother?
Barb - Mar 24, 2010 6:21:09 pm PDT #13869 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Oh jeebus, I had a very large, very delicious salad for dinner. Said salad is now having its way with me.
I think I'm going to go throw myself under a bus.