I think I would be a good wofe
Dear god, I want a wofe! I don't even know what one is, but I feel sure that I need one!
Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress? Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. 'Sides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. It's the whole... air-flow.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Mar 24, 2010 5:23:49 pm PDT #13854 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Aims - Mar 24, 2010 5:40:35 pm PDT #13855 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It's a wife, that's like WOAH!
amych - Mar 24, 2010 5:50:45 pm PDT #13856 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Wofes for some and tiny American flags for others!
billytea - Mar 24, 2010 5:58:37 pm PDT #13857 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Oh, and bt, when you come 'round again, Ryan is a handsome charmer who's well aware he's the focus of his family's eyes.
Hee. I am willing to accept this hypothesis.
ChiKat - Mar 24, 2010 6:09:40 pm PDT #13858 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
It's a wife, that's like WOAH!
I totally need a wofe.
Theresa - Mar 24, 2010 6:13:35 pm PDT #13859 of 30000
"What would it take to get your daughter to stop tweeting about this?"
I want a wofe as well. I'd trade my kindle and my roku. And I really really love the roku.
brenda m - Mar 24, 2010 6:13:59 pm PDT #13860 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I want a wofe. And a root.
P.M. Marc - Mar 24, 2010 6:15:28 pm PDT #13861 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Sign me up for a wofe!
Can we have them built to spec?
tommyrot - Mar 24, 2010 6:16:24 pm PDT #13862 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
See, to me "wofe" sounds like someone trying to say "Worf" when their tongue is numb.
Zenkitty - Mar 24, 2010 6:16:59 pm PDT #13863 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Can wofes be men? If so, I'm placing my order now.