And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Mar 24, 2010 11:53:01 am PDT #13810 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I would kill and eat someone here to get ahold of Willow's Publication Charm...don't take that wrong.


Hil R. - Mar 24, 2010 12:07:40 pm PDT #13811 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Gronk. I have gotten some work done, applied to one more job, found a few others where I will apply. Need to do laundry, return a phone call, and go to the pharmacy. I think those all might wait until tomorrow.


WindSparrow - Mar 24, 2010 12:19:29 pm PDT #13812 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I would kill and eat someone here to get ahold of Willow's Publication Charm...don't take that wrong.

Nothing personal, it's just a matter of priorities.


erikaj - Mar 24, 2010 12:21:31 pm PDT #13813 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

"This one time, I will allow you to ask about my affairs."


Calli - Mar 24, 2010 12:29:19 pm PDT #13814 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm glad you're finding more places to apply, Hil.

Well, the whole will-I-won't-I about class tonight just got taken out of my hands. I went outside and noticed that the landlord's shed's lock was busted, lying on the ground. No idea if anything's missing--I didn't check. (Not that I think they'll bust out the whole CSI deal for a lawnmower and a couple of sacks of fertilizer, or whatever was in there. Still, I watch too much acronym tv to tramp all over the evidence.) The landlord's out of town, so I'll be talking to a nice police officer or two for the next while.


Toddson - Mar 24, 2010 12:39:56 pm PDT #13815 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Obviously, I watch too much acronym TV - I once watched a couple deal with a cop after their car had been broken into and, as they handled every knob, handle, and convenient surface on the car I was thinking "they won't get any fingerprints off THAT".


smonster - Mar 24, 2010 1:04:27 pm PDT #13816 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Calli, that sucks!

I have just become hella cranky and my plans for productivity are turning into plans for a nap.


Polter-Cow - Mar 24, 2010 1:08:09 pm PDT #13817 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I just discovered that javachik used to work with my boss. HA! Oh, Buffistas. So, yeah, java, all those nice things I've been posting about my boss? That's her.


Ginger - Mar 24, 2010 1:09:52 pm PDT #13818 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I would kill and eat someone here to get ahold of Willow's Publication Charm...don't take that wrong.

"If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate; the 'Ode on a Grecian Urn' is worth any number of old ladies." ~Faulkner


Jessica - Mar 24, 2010 1:38:04 pm PDT #13819 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is it bitchy of me to be pissed that DH ate all the really good salad greens that I bought during the week for lunches and replaced them with a supermarket bag salad mix? It is, right? And I should get over it before he gets home so it doesn't turn into A Thing?

I mean, he probably thought he was being really thoughtful by replacing them and even bought Earthbound Farms, which I'm sure to him says "organic, just like Jess buys" and not "giant corporate agri-business who was part of that salmonella spinach recall last year."

(We have the same fights over him buying Horizon milk. IMO buying from an organic factory farm completely defeats the purpose. He's missing the gene that allows him to retain this information.)