You all gonna be here when I wake up?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Volans - Mar 24, 2010 5:24:21 am PDT #13733 of 30000
move out and draw fire

double-scrubs her e-mail

We'll see. I just got a new round of penis-enlargement spam in my gmail, which is weird...but it wasn't from Buffista addresses.

so it was clearly spam.


Shir - Mar 24, 2010 5:25:46 am PDT #13734 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

We'll see. I just got a new round of penis-enlargement spam in my gmail, which is weird...but it wasn't from Buffista addresses.

so it was clearly spam.

That's what you'd like to think, don't you?


Steph L. - Mar 24, 2010 5:28:00 am PDT #13735 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Of course the first hint that it was spam was the scary grammar.

You are not the first person to comment on that!

I'm guessing we're all about to start seeing spam from each other - it looks like whoever got into Trudy's email is now spoofing the recipients' email addresses.

Actually, last week I got spam from Kat that was identical to the one that I apparently sent out this morning. Asshats.


Calli - Mar 24, 2010 5:32:28 am PDT #13736 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

No spam from buffistae for me yet. C'mon people! I need herbal vi@gr@ as much as the next woman.


smonster - Mar 24, 2010 5:35:25 am PDT #13737 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

? Do you have to keep the lines of communication open with D?

No, I don't. I am tempted to reply with the definitions of "amicable" and "passive aggressive" and note the lack of overlap.

However, a less unhygienic gesture than my previous offering would be to return the fancy box with a note suggesting he sell it and use the proceeds to buy some lessons in manners. Don't think Jilli would approve of this one, though.

I'll probably donate it to the next charity auction that comes along.


Vortex - Mar 24, 2010 5:38:43 am PDT #13738 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Why are anarchists such fucktards?

Argh, sorry, sweetie! Oddly, I'm sure that the teabaggers felt the same way last week when some people yelled racial at homophobic slurs at congressmen. of course, then, I was a lot more schadenfreude about it. One of my favorite blogs expressed it thusly:

Just imagine it – you’ve got an angry crowd of people who are fully prepared to vote against anything so you don’t even have to stand for something and then some asshole you were assured would give a solid “Let’s meet ‘em at the state line” war of northern aggression speech lets a macaca slip out and you end up spending a week trying to spin that only a small portion of your supporters are ig’nant bigots.


Fred Pete - Mar 24, 2010 5:53:00 am PDT #13739 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Which blog, Vortex? Because my initial reaction to that paragraph is that there were so many "isolated incidents." Or, as Ian Fleming said in Goldfinger, "Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action."


smonster - Mar 24, 2010 5:59:03 am PDT #13740 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Okay, so I gave in to temptation and replied:

Seriously? I understand that your feelings are hurt and you are disappointed. I'm disappointed, too. But that is some passive aggressive shit and I don't deserve it. I have been honest with you from start to finish and truly care about you. Just because you included a winky doesn't change the underlying sentiment.

A refresher -

amicable - characterized by friendship and good will

That's your idea of amicable? I might have let it pass if it weren't for some of the jabs you tossed my way during our conversation the other night.

My personal philosophy is that whether or not a relationship works out for the long haul, I appreciate the time we spent together and whatever I learned about myself or the other person along the way. I'm sorry you don't seem to feel the same.

I almost didn't respond at all, but you solicited input on things you "did wrong." If you are truly interested in that kind of info, well, here it is. The fact that your attitude towards me changed on a dime once the relationship ended? You might want to examine that behavior.

I'll probably regret it. But hey, I can always block his email.


Laura - Mar 24, 2010 6:00:09 am PDT #13741 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

it looks like whoever got into Trudy's email is now spoofing the recipients' email addresses.

I felt all neglected when I didn't get Trudy's spam. But it is all better now that I have Teppy's.


amych - Mar 24, 2010 6:06:46 am PDT #13742 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I got the TeppySpam and I did notice that it was not as fabulous and charming as actual TeppyMail would surely have been. I propose that if we're all going to be spamming each other anyway, we should be twice as gorgeous and sexy and witty at each other in order to keep the balance!