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'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Mar 24, 2010 5:00:13 am PDT #13729 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I haven't responded to him yet, and probably won't, but if anyone has the perfect response I'd love to hear it.

Do you have to keep the lines of communication open with D? I'm pretty sure that nothing you can say will cause him to see what an utter butt-dumpling jackhole he is acting like. So maybe the wisest course would be to not respond at all, ever. However, a less unhygienic gesture than my previous offering would be to return the fancy box with a note suggesting he sell it and use the proceeds to buy some lessons in manners. Don't think Jilli would approve of this one, though.


Jessica - Mar 24, 2010 5:11:08 am PDT #13730 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm guessing we're all about to start seeing spam from each other - it looks like whoever got into Trudy's email is now spoofing the recipients' email addresses.


Shir - Mar 24, 2010 5:17:21 am PDT #13731 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

"Keep the box, it's yours. But can I have back all my time and effort? ;)"

Asshole.


Calli - Mar 24, 2010 5:23:00 am PDT #13732 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

"Keep the box, it's yours. But can I have back all my time and effort? ;)"

Don't think Mr. Winkey Emoticon will save you from a whap upside the head with a clue-bat, buddy.

Goodness. It's not even 10:30 am yet and I'm dead on my feet. I don't know if I'll be able to stay awake for class tonight. Good think I'm working from home, because my snark-filter's pretty underpowered today.


Volans - Mar 24, 2010 5:24:21 am PDT #13733 of 30000
move out and draw fire

double-scrubs her e-mail

We'll see. I just got a new round of penis-enlargement spam in my gmail, which is weird...but it wasn't from Buffista addresses.

so it was clearly spam.


Shir - Mar 24, 2010 5:25:46 am PDT #13734 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

We'll see. I just got a new round of penis-enlargement spam in my gmail, which is weird...but it wasn't from Buffista addresses.

so it was clearly spam.

That's what you'd like to think, don't you?


Steph L. - Mar 24, 2010 5:28:00 am PDT #13735 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Of course the first hint that it was spam was the scary grammar.

You are not the first person to comment on that!

I'm guessing we're all about to start seeing spam from each other - it looks like whoever got into Trudy's email is now spoofing the recipients' email addresses.

Actually, last week I got spam from Kat that was identical to the one that I apparently sent out this morning. Asshats.


Calli - Mar 24, 2010 5:32:28 am PDT #13736 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

No spam from buffistae for me yet. C'mon people! I need herbal vi@gr@ as much as the next woman.


smonster - Mar 24, 2010 5:35:25 am PDT #13737 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

? Do you have to keep the lines of communication open with D?

No, I don't. I am tempted to reply with the definitions of "amicable" and "passive aggressive" and note the lack of overlap.

However, a less unhygienic gesture than my previous offering would be to return the fancy box with a note suggesting he sell it and use the proceeds to buy some lessons in manners. Don't think Jilli would approve of this one, though.

I'll probably donate it to the next charity auction that comes along.


Vortex - Mar 24, 2010 5:38:43 am PDT #13738 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Why are anarchists such fucktards?

Argh, sorry, sweetie! Oddly, I'm sure that the teabaggers felt the same way last week when some people yelled racial at homophobic slurs at congressmen. of course, then, I was a lot more schadenfreude about it. One of my favorite blogs expressed it thusly:

Just imagine it – you’ve got an angry crowd of people who are fully prepared to vote against anything so you don’t even have to stand for something and then some asshole you were assured would give a solid “Let’s meet ‘em at the state line” war of northern aggression speech lets a macaca slip out and you end up spending a week trying to spin that only a small portion of your supporters are ig’nant bigots.