How long would it take to construct a bride?
The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.
Mal ,'Ariel'
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Gudanov - Mar 22, 2010 12:00:23 pm PDT #13552 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Toddson - Mar 22, 2010 12:15:59 pm PDT #13553 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Considering how long it's taking for the time machine and transporter, it would probably be easier - and quicker - to find a Buffista-friendly person who already exists. Plus, organic! no worrying about replacement parts!
-t - Mar 22, 2010 12:18:01 pm PDT #13554 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Didn't take long in Bride of Frankenstein, I guess. But that didn't turn out so well.
Shir - Mar 22, 2010 12:19:44 pm PDT #13555 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I'm going to bed.
Before that, {{beth and matt}} again. I'm so very sorry.
And I vote for providing P-C with a bride. I mean, how come we didn't think of it before?
Gudanov - Mar 22, 2010 12:20:55 pm PDT #13556 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Didn't take long in Bride of Frankenstein, I guess. But that didn't turn out so well.
Exactly, and we'd already know the pitfalls, what could possibly go wrong?
Toddson - Mar 22, 2010 12:25:09 pm PDT #13557 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Gud, obviously you don't watch enough movies. That's the line that ALWAYS precedes some disaster or another. Or, in real life, "hey, it's just an iceberg! what could go wrong?"
Gudanov - Mar 22, 2010 12:25:56 pm PDT #13558 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
That's the line that ALWAYS precedes some disaster or another.
It'll be different this time.
Toddson - Mar 22, 2010 12:26:37 pm PDT #13559 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Seriously - we're the Buffistas - we have the hivemind, we have ~ma - surely someone has a connection with a woman who'd make our P-C happy ... and could fake being the daughter in law his parents want.
-t - Mar 22, 2010 12:27:01 pm PDT #13560 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Hm. Do we have to build brothers for her?
Polter-Cow - Mar 22, 2010 12:34:19 pm PDT #13561 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I believe the brother requirement has been removed.