Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.

'Help'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gudanov - Mar 19, 2010 7:35:12 am PDT #13337 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Man, I tried to have a similar conversation before the election with a friend who was single-issue voting on abortion. I said that if you looked at the 2 candidates' platforms, there is no way that McCain's was truly more "pro-life" than Obama's. No fucking way in hell.

If you believe abortion is murdering babies, it's hard to vote for the guy who doesn't want to outlaw it.


Vortex - Mar 19, 2010 7:36:35 am PDT #13338 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Our local source food club has just started delivering seltzer. In vintage bottles. Someone tell me that I don't need it.


Jessica - Mar 19, 2010 7:38:21 am PDT #13339 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

You don't need it, Vortex. You need a Soda Club: [link]


Steph L. - Mar 19, 2010 8:00:03 am PDT #13340 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The Soda Club (renamed Soda Stream -- why?) is AWESOME.


Daisy Jane - Mar 19, 2010 8:06:29 am PDT #13341 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

One of the author's points was that when health care is available, women can get birth control ... which, unfortunately, is also a no-no to many of the "pro-life" people.

Well that, and you might actually consider having children if you don't think prenatal care, delivery and post-natal and health care for your kids is going to ruin you financially.


Calli - Mar 19, 2010 8:28:14 am PDT #13342 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

One of the author's points was that when health care is available, women can get birth control

Also, women with regular access to health care can be healthier. Seeing a pregnancy through might be a bit more appealing when you're not as worried about dying or ending up permanently disabled at the end of it.

women can get birth control ... which, unfortunately, is also a no-no to many of the "pro-life" people.

Yeah, that group can suck my metaphorical dick. Seriously. I don't want to find common ground with that bunch of women-as-chattel jackasses. I'd feel too inclined to nuke it.


Ginger - Mar 19, 2010 8:45:02 am PDT #13343 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

no, sweetheart, Jesus did NOT say, "Give a man a fish, feed him for a day..."

Jesus was more of a "fish for everyone and I'll throw in some bread too" kind of guy.


Scrappy - Mar 19, 2010 8:54:02 am PDT #13344 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

That Jesus, whatta great host!


Barb - Mar 19, 2010 8:54:33 am PDT #13345 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

And the wine. Don't forget the wine!


Gudanov - Mar 19, 2010 9:02:04 am PDT #13346 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

You're ignoring Matthew 25:28-30 (Today's NIV)

'Take the bag of gold from him and give it to the one who has ten bags. 29 For those who have will be given more, and they will have an abundance. As for those who do not have, even what they have will be taken from them. 30 And throw that worthless servant outside, into the darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.'