I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Nov 22, 2009 2:39:01 pm PST #1325 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I'm going to my in-laws and cooking for them and my brother (who is going to be in DC applying for jobs instead of in NH with the rest of that side of the family). Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, stuffed roasted pumpkin, creamed spinach, mushroom tart, green beans, salad, and pumpkin flan for dessert. And maybe gougeres if I'm feeling ambitious and have time and extra butter.


NoiseDesign - Nov 22, 2009 2:48:45 pm PST #1326 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

We are hosting around a dozen folks at our place in Pasadena. I work late on Wednesday and early on Friday so it's all about staying in town and not going near my crazy family in San Diego.


Aims - Nov 22, 2009 2:53:51 pm PST #1327 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Scene: A house in Michigan, a mom is combing an almost 5-year-old's hair after bath. Child runs two fingers down the mother's chest.

Child: Mom, these are your boobs.

Mother: Yes, they are.

t child tweaks nipples

Mother: Emeline, that's not nice, please don't do that.

t child looks contemplative

Child: Mom, your boobs are getting longer.

black-out


Trudy Booth - Nov 22, 2009 3:02:17 pm PST #1328 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aw, Emeline was such a nice little girl. So sorry to hear she's been sent down the mines.


Aims - Nov 22, 2009 3:07:40 pm PST #1329 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

She was nice while she lasted, wasn't she?


beth b - Nov 22, 2009 3:11:51 pm PST #1330 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

snorfel

Really, I'm not doing anything over here. Ignore the muffled sounds.


Trudy Booth - Nov 22, 2009 3:17:22 pm PST #1331 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

She was nice while she lasted, wasn't she?

Maybe she can serve as a cautionary tale to the rest. Matilda tends to shout things out you know. Of course, Olivia is going to completely ruin the curve now.


DavidS - Nov 22, 2009 5:03:57 pm PST #1332 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Never heard of her before, but Voltairine de Cleyre was cool.

(Note also the elegant, Mina in LoEG neck choker.)


Zenkitty - Nov 22, 2009 5:12:14 pm PST #1333 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

How come we never hear about women like that?

Oh, right.


DCJensen - Nov 22, 2009 7:41:10 pm PST #1334 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Note: Do not remove the frogs!