Why couldn't Giles have shackles like any self-respecting bachelor?

Xander ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Mar 17, 2010 6:28:14 am PDT #13198 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I found out a Subaru could do 105 sustained speed once while driving on I-70. Nonetheless, I got passed more than once.

My 2000 Focus was limited by the engine computer to 110 mph. Weird - if you tried to go faster, the engine would just cut out completely until it slowed down a bit.

I think that was because its tires were not designed for sustained high-speed driving.


DavidS - Mar 17, 2010 6:39:22 am PDT #13199 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yikes, Laura! I'm glad he's okay, but tell him he doesn't need to learn everything the hard way.


Barb - Mar 17, 2010 6:43:51 am PDT #13200 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Happy anniversary Laura and DH!

My son totaled his car last night.

Holy crap. Was this the tank with the TV and rims he was inordinately proud of? And seriously, child, don't DO that to your mother.


Shir - Mar 17, 2010 6:57:58 am PDT #13201 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Shir, emails are a good way...though they can be just as filled with awkward small talk. :)

Wait. So you're saying, not to open with "A. thinks it's a good idea for us to get together, God knows why. Let's get this shit done with already. So, where would you like to eat?"?

Because what I thought of sending him, truth be told, isn't too far away from that. And also, I want to check the guy's spelling, grammar, and general use of the Hebrew language before I let him hang out with me (I know, my standards? Are shocking).

And job~ma for Lewis, Barb.


Scrappy - Mar 17, 2010 7:03:32 am PDT #13202 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

tommyrot, you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln.

Scola made me laugh SO HARD. Which I totally needed this morning.


Laura - Mar 17, 2010 7:46:00 am PDT #13203 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

And once I decided to find out how fast my parents' Mercury Marquis with the 460 engine would go. Answer: 120 mph.

! You do know the kid's car was a Grand Marquis. I'm grateful the thing was like a tank. Crunched on 3 sides, but he crawled out. I just got back from having him checked out and the doctor indicated he will be sore 7-10 days, but no real harm done. He said the bracing for impact and the punch in the nose from the airbag was the culprit. Also thanked him for wearing his seatbelt. Gave him scripts for anti-inflammatory and muscle relaxers, Brendon is passing on the muscle relaxers for now. He prefers being clear headed and able to walk.

The car itself was a '95 and not worth much, the value was the absurd amount of electronics and sound system. All that stuff is fine and will be pulled out before we junk the trashed body. Of course, his parents bought him this car - this one car. Welcome to adulthood kiddo, we'll see what you can afford to replace it.

On the happy anniversary front, not doing anything tonight except maybe walking to a bar in the hood. This weekend we are going to St. Augustine Beach to stay in the same hotel where we stayed on our honeymoon - 20 years ago today. DH hopes they still have the Ms PacMan machine in the lobby.


-t - Mar 17, 2010 7:57:22 am PDT #13204 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

This weekend we are going to St. Augustine Beach to stay in the same hotel where we stayed on our honeymoon - 20 years ago today.

That's so cool!


omnis_audis - Mar 17, 2010 8:04:27 am PDT #13205 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

DH hopes they still have the Ms PacMan machine in the lobby.
So on your Honeymoon, your newly DH spent time in the lobby with some hussy. And now, 20 years later, he is hoping that same trollop is still there? And you are ok with this? Damn. You ARE the best wife ever!

Glad the kid is ok. Hope he learns the lesson of safe driving, take care of your stuff, and now, saving money for when things don't go as planned. Good for him for wearing seatbelt!


WindSparrow - Mar 17, 2010 8:15:09 am PDT #13206 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Happy anniversary, Laura and DH! Hope your weekend getaway is wonderful.


Burrell - Mar 17, 2010 8:37:33 am PDT #13207 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy Anniversary Laura and DH! I'm sorry it had such a rough start, but sounds like plans are in place for later.