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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

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omnis_audis - Mar 16, 2010 8:08:22 pm PDT #13169 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Shir, comfort~ma for your sister. I hope this is the last of the bad news. From here on out, good news for you and your family.

Daniel, that is WONDERFUL! Another heaping round of health~ma for Ray and your Mom! BEHOLD! THE POWER OF THE ~MA!!

IOmeN :: sits on moving around May 1st bench with Aims :: After much soul searching, I've decided to take the gig. Apparently there is one more hurdle.

> Also, all new hires do go through a background check so your offer will be contingent upon that, but you can do that when you get here.
@@ So apparently, first you are notified you are a finalist, but an offer can't be made until references are checked. Then when that is done, an offer is made, but can not be finalized until a background check is done? Seems the order of operations is a bit out of whack.

Now, if anyone has good advice how to tell a friend and boss of 13 years you are abandoning him to move back to CA, it would be greatly appreciated.


Shir - Mar 16, 2010 8:12:53 pm PDT #13170 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Yay, omnis! Good luck dear!


Burrell - Mar 16, 2010 8:17:11 pm PDT #13171 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

So sorry, Stephanie.


meara - Mar 16, 2010 8:23:44 pm PDT #13172 of 30000

That's pretty standard, Omnis? At least in jobs I've applied for. But it's also pretty much a technicality, providing you've not lied on anything--are you, in fact, who you say you are? Do you actually have the degrees you put on your resume? Have you previously been arrested and not disclosed it on any applications you filled out? Etc etc.


beth b - Mar 16, 2010 8:24:08 pm PDT #13173 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

ma~~ to your sister, Shir.

omnis, not that I have any really good way to tell your boss, but honestly, if he really is a good boss , he want you to move forward. the library world is pretty small -- in he bay area - everyone knows everyone. Everyone behaves very professionally. Sometimes the way to move forward is to move out. You aren't abandoning your boss, you are moving out so that when you come back you 'll be even better. That is the attitude here.


erin_obscure - Mar 16, 2010 9:13:12 pm PDT #13174 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

last night i dreamed that i had a third breast. not just an extra nipple, but a whole extra boob under my left arm. it was ugly and itchy and annoying and extremely uncomfortable as my bra band of course went right over it, smushing it down in a painful way. I can't help wondering if a cat was trying to burrow under me in my sleep.


omnis_audis - Mar 16, 2010 9:38:52 pm PDT #13175 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

providing you've not lied on anything--are you, in fact, who you say you are? Do you actually have the degrees you put on your resume? Have you previously been arrested and not disclosed it on any applications you filled out? Etc etc.
Easier to remember truth, than various lies. But, and I don't know how to admit this. My name isn't Omnis_Audis. Crap. I'm not going to get the gig now!

(clearly feeling a lil less stressed if I can crack a feeble joke about it)


Laura - Mar 17, 2010 1:46:56 am PDT #13176 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Trying to keep my spirits up, but the day started miserably. It is my 20th anniversary and I love DH, so that part is cool.

First off, the kid is fine. My son totaled his car last night. He says the wheels locked. Adults viewing the situation think he was going too fast around the corner and slammed on his brakes causing the wheels to lock. Anyway, straight off the intersection taking out the pole for the walk sign, took down a tree or two. Every side of the car is crashed. Even the trunk has a gash in it from the sign falling. Air bags deployed and he was belted. He is sore and of course devastated.

I'm up because I have to get the other kid off to school then I am going to try and get some more sleep. Kids.


Shir - Mar 17, 2010 1:53:38 am PDT #13177 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh God, Laura. May the rest of your day be much, much better, and that First Kid will get his lesson from it, and will be able to pay alone for the damage he caused to the car.


Stephanie - Mar 17, 2010 2:18:13 am PDT #13178 of 30000
Trust my rage

Ugh, Laura, glad he is okay. I had a series of accidents as a teenager that weren't awful but really scared me. I hope everyone can regain a sense f calm