We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Mar 12, 2010 7:42:53 pm PST #12886 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Blah, treasure them while they are young and cute...

We had a nine year old get completely ripped at my sister's wedding! The lemonade was Lynchburg, he didn't realize it. Another guest was a pediatrician, she declared him fine. The next day he was pitiful, but that night he was a hoot. He dancedupa storm... A trashed fourth grader is pretty cute.


Hil R. - Mar 12, 2010 7:52:31 pm PST #12887 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've been home with my ankle hurting all day, and my sleep schedule is all off.


Laura - Mar 12, 2010 7:57:19 pm PST #12888 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

They aren't going to let him sleep until he can walk inside by himself and he has consumed (and kept down) adequate fluids. Then his mom will let him sleep sitting upright on the couch. She will likely torture him tomorrow while he is hung over. Lots of bright light and loud mom.


Laura - Mar 12, 2010 7:58:21 pm PST #12889 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Ouchie. I hope you are able to get some rest, Hil. I am going to try and get some sleep now.


Trudy Booth - Mar 12, 2010 8:02:11 pm PST #12890 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Feel better, Hil.


Hil R. - Mar 12, 2010 8:03:25 pm PST #12891 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've been sleeping on and off all day, and I have no idea what time my body thinks it is. But I've got several channels of nineties sitcoms to choose from, so at least there's something to do. Do I want to watch Roseanne, George Lopez, or A Different World?


Cass - Mar 12, 2010 8:17:01 pm PST #12892 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

A trashed fourth grader is pretty cute.

My mom didn't think so when a lot of different people thought it was cute to give me a sip of champagne at a reception. Lots of people, lots of sips. My memories are both spinny and filled with Journey.


WindSparrow - Mar 12, 2010 8:20:01 pm PST #12893 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Do I want to watch Roseanne, George Lopez, or A Different World?

Lopez.


Trudy Booth - Mar 12, 2010 8:25:30 pm PST #12894 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Please note: We did not intentionally trash the nine year old.


Cass - Mar 12, 2010 8:40:58 pm PST #12895 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh, of course not. Intentionally getting a nine year old trashed is a million kinds of wrong. So long as there is no physical, emotional or other harm happening, an accidentally trashed (and safe, safe is key) nine year old is funny.

Ooh! Unless knowing all those Journey lyrics is because of champagne. Maybe drinking is just evil like that.