My Mom's dog, when she was a puppy, once looked at me and said my real name.
We tried to get her to do it again but she never did.
Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Mar 12, 2010 7:22:56 pm PST #12884 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Laura - Mar 12, 2010 7:34:21 pm PST #12885 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Blah, treasure them while they are young and cute. Just got back from a friend's house where we were sitting outside with her extremely drunk son forcing him to stay awake and drink Gatorade and water. Some girl gave him a plastic cup full of tequila which he drank. He then went to a club (kid place, no booze) where he proceeded to crap his pants and pass out. They took him to a friend's house and got him out of his clothes and hosed him off. (at least we are in Florida) At this point at least one of the kids had the good sense to call his mom and she brought him home then called me to give a call on whether to take him to the ER.
My son has taken over for me in the keep him awake and annoyed with us and drinking fluids game. He'll be ok, but man is he gonna be unhappy tomorrow. 17 and full of stupid. Kids! (My son was at his GF's house and wasn't around for the actual drinking stuff - this time)
Trudy Booth - Mar 12, 2010 7:42:53 pm PST #12886 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Blah, treasure them while they are young and cute...
We had a nine year old get completely ripped at my sister's wedding! The lemonade was Lynchburg, he didn't realize it. Another guest was a pediatrician, she declared him fine. The next day he was pitiful, but that night he was a hoot. He dancedupa storm... A trashed fourth grader is pretty cute.
Hil R. - Mar 12, 2010 7:52:31 pm PST #12887 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I've been home with my ankle hurting all day, and my sleep schedule is all off.
Laura - Mar 12, 2010 7:57:19 pm PST #12888 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
They aren't going to let him sleep until he can walk inside by himself and he has consumed (and kept down) adequate fluids. Then his mom will let him sleep sitting upright on the couch. She will likely torture him tomorrow while he is hung over. Lots of bright light and loud mom.
Laura - Mar 12, 2010 7:58:21 pm PST #12889 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Ouchie. I hope you are able to get some rest, Hil. I am going to try and get some sleep now.
Trudy Booth - Mar 12, 2010 8:02:11 pm PST #12890 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Feel better, Hil.
Hil R. - Mar 12, 2010 8:03:25 pm PST #12891 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I've been sleeping on and off all day, and I have no idea what time my body thinks it is. But I've got several channels of nineties sitcoms to choose from, so at least there's something to do. Do I want to watch Roseanne, George Lopez, or A Different World?
Cass - Mar 12, 2010 8:17:01 pm PST #12892 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
A trashed fourth grader is pretty cute.
My mom didn't think so when a lot of different people thought it was cute to give me a sip of champagne at a reception. Lots of people, lots of sips. My memories are both spinny and filled with Journey.
WindSparrow - Mar 12, 2010 8:20:01 pm PST #12893 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Do I want to watch Roseanne, George Lopez, or A Different World?
Lopez.