Well, I am actually typing with the severed hands of a perky woman that irritated me at Starbucks and I was forced to kill her. But she had some nice Stila lip gloss so that made me feel better.
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Note to self: Do not fuck with Aims.
Seriously. Just don't.
Love,
Me
Pfft. That only applies if you like having hands.
I'm watching "A Different World," and they're all eating burgers and fries, and now I want fries. I have caesar salad, which is one of my favorite foods, but now that I've seen the fries, anything other than fries just seems inferior.
Well, I am actually typing with the severed hands of a perky woman that irritated me at Starbucks and I was forced to kill her. But she had some nice Stila lip gloss so that made me feel better.
::loves Aims. also? sneaks a grope because she's just that hawt::
Are you really truly groping or are you trying to get the Stila out of my pocket? Cause I couldn't blame you for either one.
group grope for them what likes groping
Really for truly groping.
Although... now that you mention it, what shade was the Stila?
Nah... I'd still grope you.
Best of luck, Aims. It sounds like a difficult situation.
Oooh! Doppelgangland is on!!
I'm watching a final dress rehearsal of a Junior College production of Sweet Charity. Yes, the cry of psychic anguish you just heard was from me.